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http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

Wow. Very Rusty has 8/11.

Rusty FTW!

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i liked this bit:

How to Combat These Techniques

The important thing to remember is that you are dealing with a person who has essentially placed a twig on their head and expects you to believe they are a tree. Armored in that level of "confidence," almost anything you say will be construed by them as evidence that their tree disguise is working, so you will have to be very specific and to the point in addressing exactly what they're doing and why it's not fooling anyone.

Subtlety and sarcasm are great tools but there is no way in hell they will get through to this poor sap. Unless you're just toying with them for your amusement, the best way to put an end to it is just to be direct. Point them to this guide if necessary, explain that you know what they are doing, and that it is so obvious it can be seen from space.

Chances are they will just end up placing more twigs on their head, praying fervently that this will succeed, but at least you gave it your best shot.

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darvlay? mikelom? ...

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Originally posted by Palynka
darvlay? mikelom? ...
mikelom's asleep! 😴😴

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Originally posted by Crowley
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

Wow. Very Rusty has 8/11.

Rusty FTW!
ROFLMAO... You self centered S.O.B. That has to be the most funny thing you have done in some time. Too bad it has to be an attack on someone as kind, and giving as myself. 😛

Blackamp jumps right in there, because like you he thinks his poo don't stink! Neither GB or myself attack with such malice that you both do.

Now you have yourself a great day! 😛

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i liked this bit:

How to Combat These Techniques

The important thing to remember is that you are dealing with a person who has essentially placed a twig on their head and expects you to believe they are a tree. Armored in that level of "confidence," almost anything you say will be construed by them as evidence that their tree disguise is working, so y ...[text shortened]... ir head, praying fervently that this will succeed, but at least you gave it your best shot.
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Neither of us attack!

Don't put words in my mouth. As mods you both should not be even going there! 😛

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Two words cft, instigating and inciting.

See 1rst post especially on this thread! 😛

If only you could see how hard I am laughing at the weak efforts.

No scowl here baby, only smiles!

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