Interview the person below

Originally posted by Starrman
£5 at 2/1

Where did you lose your virginity?

Nowhere.

Where did you lose your temper?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Nowhere.

Where did you lose your temper?

I've never lost my temper.

Have you ever self harmed?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Only the once.

Does picking a scab count?

No

What's your least pleasant habit?

Originally posted by Starrman
No

What's your least pleasant habit?

A hand-woven Capuchin garment circa 1452 with flagellation traces (hair, bloodstains etc).

What gets you out of bed in the morning?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A hand-woven Capuchin garment circa 1452 with flagellation traces (hair, bloodstains etc).

What gets you out of bed in the morning?

My legs

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

Originally posted by Wheely
My legs

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

I ask the elephant. You can see it in his eyes if he's lying.

How can you know if you are an elephant?

Originally posted by Nordlys
I ask the elephant. You can see it in his eyes if he's lying.

How can you know if you are an elephant?

It depends on how much time you spend in the fridge.

Why don't more people eat metal?

Originally posted by Nordlys
I ask the elephant. You can see it in his eyes if he's lying.

How can you know if you are an elephant?

I forget

What is the "it" in "what time is it"?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It depends on how much time you spend in the fridge.

Why don't more people eat metal?

Because there aren't more people.

Why don't more elephants eat people?

Originally posted by Nordlys
I ask the elephant. You can see it in his eyes if he's lying.

How can you know if you are an elephant?

If I can't see my private parts.

Do you want to kiss the President of the United States?

Edit - Too slow 😞

Originally posted by Nordlys
Because there aren't more people.

Why don't more elephants eat people?

They're too soggy.

What do trees think about cars?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
They're too soggy.

What do trees think about cars?

I would get a forum ban for telling you.

Why do ants wear pants?

Originally posted by Nordlys
I would get a forum ban for telling you.

Why do ants wear pants?

So that the worms don't look up their skirts.

Do moles have tunnel vision?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
So that the worms don't look up their skirts.

Do moles have tunnel vision?

No, they are blind as a mole.

Have you ever had a tunnel vision?