Interview the person below

Originally posted by Nordlys
No, they are blind as a mole.

Have you ever had a tunnel vision?

No but I have tele vision

Do partridges really live in pear trees?

Originally posted by Wheely
No but I have tele vision

Do partridges really live in pear trees?

No, they live in a mulitcolored bus and sing.


Who was your nation's leader when you were born?

Originally posted by reader1107
No, they live in a mulitcolored bus and sing.


Who was your nation's leader when you were born?

A folkloric, out-spoken, crazy and extravagant guy named Luis Echeverria.

What makes you happy?

Originally posted by reader1107
No, they live in a mulitcolored bus and sing.


Who was your nation's leader when you were born?

Jan Pierewiet.

You do believe that the earth is flat, don't you?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Jan Pierewiet.

You do believe that the earth is flat, don't you?

Of course.

Doesn't everybody?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Of course.

Doesn't everybody?

There are always skeptics.

Can I put you in my septic tank?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
There are always skeptics.

Can I put you in my septic tank?

Sure.

Can I put you in my serpent tank?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Sure.

Can I put you in my serpent tank?

As long as I get to choose the mice.

How often does a wallaby need changing?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
As long as I get to choose the mice.

How often does a wallaby need changing?

I don't know, but I think shavixmir could tell you how to shag it.

Why am I not working on my Dragonlords turn?

Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know, but I think shavixmir could tell you how to shag it.

Why am I not working on my Dragonlords turn?

Yeah, just stick your hands in the pouch, turn it over and...

Your not working on your Dragonlords turn because you are thinking about me having sex with a small kangaroo.

Why am I sober?

EDIT:
Spot that horrible use of "your"??
Eee Gods...

Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know, but I think shavixmir could tell you how to shag it.

Why am I not working on my Dragonlords turn?

You're holding out for divine intervention.

Why are elves so uptight? (No offence)

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You're holding out for divine intervention.

Why are elves so uptight? (No offence)

Because they don't die and can't deal with that.

Do you think making a tea might please the gods and make them intervene?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Because they don't die and can't deal with that.

Do you think making a tea might please the gods and make them intervene?

Now that the World Cup is over, it just might.

Do gods vanish for want of worshippers?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Now that the World Cup is over, it just might.

Do gods vanish for want of worshippers?

yes


do you think it will work on bowmann