Interview with Seitse
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY TROJAN ®
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OPHRA: Good morning, Seitse.
SEITSE: Good morning, Ophra.
O: It is very nice to have you here today. Long time no see!
*guest touches Ophra's leg with his right hand*
*nervous laughter*
S: Yes, indeed, it has been a period of spiritual hibernation and weight gaining, though it's good to be back and, particularly, to do it in such a great show, with such a great host, and with this marvelous audience here
*guest waves hand pointing at the studio crowd*
*audience in the studio claps*
O: So tell us, what have you been up to lately?
*guest stares at Ophra's breasts*
*nervous smiles*
S: Oh well, mainly it was disappointment and boredom with all this circus... after a discussion with an alcoholic mod, within the TOS and no insults, the dypsomaniac threw his toys around the house, went to complain with the site admins, saying that a user was calling him a liar, and the site admins banned me… for calling her a liar
*audience "boooos" in despair*
*guest turns to the audience and smiles in gratitude*
O: But that is soooo stupid, Seitse!
S: no, no, no... it's o.k., it's o.k., I keep no bitterness in my heart for what happened
O: It's not good to live in anger, I agree
S: Indeed, if you believe in things you don't understand, you suffer
O: That is such a wise and beautiful phrase
*audience awes in amazement*
S: Oh well, it's Stevie Wonder's lyrics in "Supersticious"
*laughs of confusion from the host and the audience*
*guest touches again the host's leg*
O: er... I see... so... why are you back now?
S: I miss the public forums, to be honest... I used to call some users cheated husbands, others I called frustrated writers, and some others I simply called losers or asexual freaks, but in the end, we are all a big happy sample of humanity, like hamsters in a maze, and that gives the feeling of family, of belonging
*audience cheers*
O: That is soooo beautiful, is it also from Stevie Wonder?
S: I don't believe RHP is in braille
*nervous smiles*
*guest stares at host’s breasts again*
*security people gather out of camera*
O: ok, so it’s great to have you back
*awkward silence*
O: yesssss?
S: eat me
“Seitse... because you deserve it” ©
Originally posted by SeitseHappy New Year, Seitse 🙂
Interview with Seitse
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY TROJAN ®
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OPHRA: Good morning, Seitse.
SEITSE: [b]Good morning, Ophra.
O: It is very nice to have you here today. Long time no see!
*guest touches Ophra's leg with his right hand*
*n ...[text shortened]... *
O: yesssss?
S: eat me
“Seitse... because you deserve it” ©[/b]
Originally posted by SeitseExtra credit for creativity.
Interview with Seitse
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY TROJAN ®
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OPHRA: Good morning, Seitse.
SEITSE: [b]Good morning, Ophra.
O: It is very nice to have you here today. Long time no see!
*guest touches Ophra's leg with his right hand*
*n ...[text shortened]... *
O: yesssss?
S: eat me
“Seitse... because you deserve it” ©[/b]
Nice to see you 🙂
Originally posted by SeitseWhat a crock of poop.
Interview with Seitse
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY TROJAN ®
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OPHRA: Good morning, Seitse.
SEITSE: [b]Good morning, Ophra.
O: It is very nice to have you here today. Long time no see!
*guest touches Ophra's leg with his right hand*
*n ...[text shortened]... *
O: yesssss?
S: eat me
“Seitse... because you deserve it” ©[/b]
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Originally posted by SeitseA clan that appears to have only 39% of the lot willing to participate.
Thanks, thanks 🙂
It's good to be back and catch some fresh air.
I was getting a little bit stressed with all the sexual harassment and indecent proposals going on in Popeye the Sailor Clan.
Originally posted by Great Big SteesMy dear Stees, sometimes one's in the mood solely for good ol' fashion masturbatory experiences.
A clan that appears to have only 39% of the lot willing to participate.
Ask shav, for example. Guy's been doing it for decades and no harm has been done to his brain.
Some say.
Originally posted by Seitse*applause*
S: [b]I miss the public forums, to be honest... I used to call some users cheated husbands, others I called frustrated writers, and some others I simply called losers or asexual freaks, but in the end, we are all a big happy sample of humanity, like hamsters in a maze, and that gives the feeling of family, of belonging [/b]
(hasty exit)
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My dear Stees, sometimes one's in the mood solely for good ol' fashion masturbatory experiences.Glad you added the caveat because I think the jury is still deliberating.
Ask shav, for example. Guy's been doing it for decades and no harm has been done to his brain.
Some say.