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Invent Your Own Ruth Kelly Media Panic

Invent Your Own Ruth Kelly Media Panic

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RUTH KELLY CONVOKES EIGHTEENTH SATANIC LEAGUE OF MASTURBATING KIDDYFIDDLERS TO ANNEX CHICHESTER UPON SEA PRIMARY SCHOOL

RUTH KELLY FAILS TO ANSWER QUESTION ON ALL OUR LIPS: IF GARY GLITTER GOT A JOB AS A PE TEACHER, WOULD YOU BE THE LEADER OF HIS GANG?

KELLY'S TELLY HAS CARTOONS - THE KIND THAT KIDS LIKE

KELLY'S PAEDOPHILE RING DILATES INTO BROWN CIRCLE OF TERROR

SIDNEY COOKE: "I'M VOTING LABOUR"

KIM HOWELLS AND RUTH KELLY SITTING IN A TREE DECLARE PAEDOPHILE SEX COMPULSORY

LITTLE BOY: "I SAW EDUCATION SECRETARY WITH A SMALL CHILD THAT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN HER OWN"

DAVID WILLETTS BRAIN FURY AT KELLY CHILD MOLESTOR GLASSES

NEW LABOUR WANTS YOUR CHILD BUMMED BY ARMY OF THE NIGHT

RUTH KELLY'S JELLY AND HER EVIL NIGHT OF PASSION WITH MARC DUTROUX CREW

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Originally posted by Amaurote
RUTH KELLY CONVOKES EIGHTEENTH SATANIC LEAGUE OF MASTURBATING KIDDYFIDDLERS TO ANNEX CHICHESTER UPON SEA PRIMARY SCHOOL

RUTH KELLY FAILS TO ANSWER QUESTION ON ALL OUR LIPS: IF GARY GLITTER GOT A JOB AS A PE TEACHER, WOULD YOU BE THE LEADER OF HIS GANG?

KELLY'S TELLY HAS CARTOONS - THE KIND THAT KIDS LIKE

KELLY'S PAEDOPHILE RING DILATES INTO BROWN C ...[text shortened]... OF THE NIGHT

RUTH KELLY'S JELLY AND HER EVIL NIGHT OF PASSION WITH MARC DUTROUX CREW
What on earth is this all about??

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What on earth is this all about??
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4608438.stm

This is one.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4608438.stm

This is one.
aha.

I still don't get the thread-starter's position on the matter though.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
aha.

I still don't get the thread-starter's position on the matter though.
I think there may be "Media Panic"s every so often involving her and so we have some for the future.

I think a more important question is how will David Bluncket resign this year?

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
how will David Bluncket resign this year?
Surely your question should read:

How often will Bluncket resign this year?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Surely your question should read:

How [b]often
will Bluncket resign this year?[/b]
First time when they find out he is only blind for a free dog.

I will let you add a second reason, I'm sure we can make it longer then the word assosiation thread.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
aha.

I still don't get the thread-starter's position on the matter though.
You mean you don't think the Ruth Kelly story is complete nonsense from start to finish? Every time I pass a newsagent and see the leader page of the Daily Mail with the words "sex offenders" and "Kelly" in the title, I want to vomit at the innuendo. I thought I'd just take the hysteria to its logical conclusion.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Invent Your Own Ruth Kelly Media Panic
PEDOPHILES LOBBY RUTH KELLY TO INTRODUCE NEW LAWS FOR AGE OF CONSENT TO BE LOWERED TO SIX. KELLY INSIST EIGHT IS THE ABSOLUTE YOUNGEST SHE WILL GO AT THIS TIME.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
PEDOPHILES LOBBY RUTH KELLY TO INTRODUCE NEW LAWS FOR AGE OF CONSENT TO BE LOWERED TO SIX. KELLY INSIST EIGHT IS THE ABSOLUTE YOUNGEST SHE WILL GO AT THIS TIME.
I have heard they did this in mexico. Although I think it was 12 to get rid of the problem.

I expect to hear from some very angry mexicans soon telling me I am wrong.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
You mean you don't think the Ruth Kelly story is complete nonsense from start to finish? Every time I pass a newsagent and see the leader page of the Daily Mail with the words "sex offenders" and "Kelly" in the title, I want to vomit at the innuendo. I thought I'd just take the hysteria to its logical conclusion.
The British Press have often showed pictures of topless 17 year old girls next to calls for "stiffer" penalties for sex offenders.

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Originally posted by invigorate
The British Press have often showed pictures of topless 17 year old girls next to calls for "stiffer" penalties for sex offenders.
And?


Oh right, "stiffer"....gotcha.