Investment Question [UK people in particular]

Alrighty everybody, I have a bank account in the Baltics, and they have
this amazing investment features with which, without the need of ANY
paperwork or dealing with a broker or anything like that, I can invest
my money in funds, term deposits, different kinds of risks, etc.

I am having loads of fun and, furthermore, I am receiving little but at
least more than just having the money there.

QUESTION:

1. Can someone recommend to me a GOOD bank (no brokers)
with a similar user-friendly, paper-less e-System, perhaps with more
returns and/or options?

2. Prefered banks are those in where I can open the account at a
distance in an easy, quick manner

Thanks a bunch!

-S-

Transfer your money to me and let me make the investments on your behalf. I guarantee ease of use and no paperwork or contract is needed.

If not even your parents trust in you, why would I?