Two Irishmen, Pat and Mike want to go out drinking but have no money. Pat says "faith and begorra that's no problem, there's a new bar just opened, you can go drink for free, get a sandwhich for nuthin', and when you're good and drunk you can stagger into the back room and get layed".
Mike says "tell me Pat have you actually been to this bar"?
Pat says "No, but me sister has".
Originally posted by Sam The ShamI think Trev has an argument. Irish men have slutty sisters? Irish women don't complain about date rape? What's the stereotype you want me to laugh at here? This sucks. A lazy bit like this may go over at the local cannery or wherever you sweep the floors these days but this is hardly material I'd be eager to present to anyone in the GP.
Knocked 'em dead at work. You just have a crummy sense of humor.
reminds me of:
Two guys want to go out and get drunk but have no money. One suggests a ploy to get free drink, so they decide to try it out. They go to the first pub and order a big round of drinks on a TAB to be paid at the end of the night.
However after an hour or so one of them pulls out a sausage he has had in his pocket and pushes it through his zipper. The other kneels down and performs fellatio on the sausage until the bar manager notices and kicks them out of the pub.
Since they had been kicked out and had not had to pay the bar tab, they decide to keep trying in other pubs.
After the 6th or 7th pub of getting away with this, they are both quite drunk and one asks for the sausage so they can do it one last time and head home.
the other one replies:
Originally posted by Sam The Sham😠you better be Irish mister ðŸ˜
Two Irishmen, Pat and Mike want to go out drinking but have no money. Pat says "faith and begorra that's no problem, there's a new bar just opened, you can go drink for free, get a sandwhich for nuthin', and when you're good and drunk you can stagger into the back room and get layed".
Mike says "tell me Pat have you actually been to this bar"?
Pat says "No, but me sister has".
