Is it gay...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Sounds like balls to me.

When does hugging another dude go from being a comforting gesture to being gay?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
When does hugging another dude go from being a comforting gesture to being gay?

I presume when one of his protruberances penetrates one of the other's orifices.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
When does hugging another dude go from being a comforting gesture to being gay?

Avoid the patting of bums and groinal pressure, and you'd be ok, I'd say.

Try to keep the hug to under 7 minutes as well. After that, people might start to wonder.

D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Avoid the patting of bums and groinal pressure, and you'd be ok, I'd say.

Try to keep the hug to under 7 minutes as well. After that, people might start to wonder.

D

Why is a bum pat acceptable in a Sports environment? Surely this is semi-gay activity?

Is crying when Simba's dad dies in the Lion King gay?

Originally posted by shavixmir
I presume when one of his protruberances penetrates one of the other's orifices.

so petting is okay?

Originally posted by wormwood
so petting is okay?

Is a quick hug when shirtless acceptable? I need guidelines to avoid being sucked onto the slippery slope that is the gay lifestyle.

Originally posted by wormwood
so petting is okay?

Hell yeah! The odd stroke here and there is artistic, not gay.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Hell yeah! The odd stroke here and there is artistic, not gay.

Is watching Oprah gay? What if you do it only to spend time with your wife? How about Dancing With The Stars?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is watching Oprah gay? What if you do it only to spend time with your wife? How about Dancing With The Stars?

A wise man once said:

"Gay or not is not the issue, just as long as you're being stroked."

Oprah or no bloody Oprah!

Originally posted by shavixmir
I presume when one of his protruberances penetrates one of the other's orifices.

Yeah, i think rutting ther anus while in wrapover positiion is pretty "strictly come dancing" aswell.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Yeah, i think rutting ther anus while in wrapover positiion is pretty "strictly come dancing" aswell.

As a wise man once said: "If I close my eyes, I don't know what's rimming me. Nor should I care."

Originally posted by shavixmir
As a wise man once said: "If I close my eyes, I don't know what's rimming me. Nor should I care."

What if the rimmee's soul patch tickles you in a distracting manner?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What if the rimmee's soul patch tickles you in a distracting manner?

yeah, or his sovereign rings scratch your ball sack

Originally posted by shavixmir
As a wise man once said: "If I close my eyes, I don't know what's rimming me. Nor should I care."

I think the same guy also said: "nah, getting blown occasionally by another man doesn't mean you're necessarily gay."

it's in violation with your orifice-rule, but the guy was just that wise!

Originally posted by wormwood
I think the same guy also said: "nah, getting blown occasionally by another man doesn't mean you're necessarily gay."

it's in violation with your orifice-rule, but the guy was just that wise!

I can only say there are various forms of wisdom, and generally, it's best to choose that which is most likely to make your life enjoyable at that moment in time...