05 Jan 05
Originally posted by BlobbyWell it's been 1 hour so here we all come xxxxxxx🙂
Is something wrong with me? i post in a thread and everyone avoids it for an hour. huh darv dont post there blobbys posted there, noo dont post where he's been whenever i post knowone posts for ages do you all hate me but you have been keeping it to yourselves 🙁
05 Jan 05
Originally posted by BlobbyI love you Blobby!!!!!!!
Is something wrong with me? i post in a thread and everyone avoids it for an hour. huh darv dont post there blobbys posted there, noo dont post where he's been whenever i post knowone posts for ages do you all hate me but you have been keeping it to yourselves 🙁
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06 Jan 05
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Originally posted by BlobbyLie down on the couch my paranoid friend and tell me of your woes.
Is something wrong with me? i post in a thread and everyone avoids it for an hour. huh darv dont post there blobbys posted there, noo dont post where he's been whenever i post knowone posts for ages do you all hate me but you have been keeping it to yourselves 🙁
Yes.
Mhmmm.
What was that about your mother?
Yes.
Mhmmm.
You felt your sister got all the attention?
Yes.
Mhmmm...
Well, far be it for me to conclude your illness in just one fantasised session, but I reckon you're suffering from displacement disorientation resulting in paranoid tendencies with a subconcious tendency to seek attention.
Let me explain.
1. You think nobody's giving you any attention. But if you check your posts on the forum, generally people do answer you. God only knows why, most of your posts are crap. But they do.
2. You think you're Blobby and are obviously disorientated from reality. Otherwise you wouldn't call yourself Blobby. Perhaps you're not Blobby. Maybe you are a pea from invasion of the body snatchers and are residing in Blobby's RHP spirit. Using and abusing him as a leech does its host! Don't worry though. All reality is relative and I'm sure that as soon as we conclude your paranoid tendencies and set up a course of action for you, you will soon enough realise who or what you really are.
3. I think due to the lack of attention you received as a child, or perhaps the over-attention you received in a negative light (like a parent throwing chip pan fat over you because you wouldn't shut up) you have a neurotic, yet unintended tendency to seek attention by portraying yourself in a negative light and so forcing young virgins to proclaim their love for you.
I wish I knew how you did it. But that's not professional and totally besides the point.
Anyway, let me offer you a non-medicative course of action:
Step 1:
Realise you are special. You need special attention and need special treatment.
Step 2:
Accept it.
Step 3:
Go to other fora and get your attention there so we don't have to hear you whining about how sad and pathetic your life is.
This way, when you post here, you will be full of pride, self acceptance and wit and people will admire you and drown you in recs.
Instead of posting because they feel sorry for you!
You can pay 350$ by Visa card or paypal, my details will be forwarded to you.