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Is it possible to turn Allison Goldfrapp back to normal?

Is it possible to turn Allison Goldfrapp back to normal?

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I mean, seriously, I just found out that she has a girlfriend. WTF? I find her ferociously attractive, it is not fair that she's not available to me. Sure, sure, I don't have a shot, but just to know that there is a 0.0000000000001% of dating her would make this world a better place.

Serious responses only, plox.

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, seriously, I just found out that she has a girlfriend. WTF? I find her ferociously attractive, it is not fair that she's not available to me. Sure, sure, I don't have a shot, but just to know that there is a 0.0000000000001% of dating her would make this world a better place.

Serious responses only, plox.
Misspelling her first name won’t do you any dating favours.

Besides I read that she’s bisexual, but unfortunately not into animals 😬

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@Lionel-Hutz said
Serious responses only
c'mere honey
lemme help you

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, seriously, I just found out that she has a girlfriend. WTF? I find her ferociously attractive, it is not fair that she's not available to me. Sure, sure, I don't have a shot, but just to know that there is a 0.0000000000001% of dating her would make this world a better place.

Serious responses only, plox.
Alison Goldfrapp has been dating Lisa Gunning, a British editor from Kowloon since 2010, so they've been together for a long time now.

I was going to suggest Kristen Stewart or Jody Foster, but they're married to other women. It seems the closet doors are opening everywhere.

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@diver said but unfortunately not into animals 😬
Ouch.

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, seriously, I just found out that she has a girlfriend. WTF? I find her ferociously attractive, it is not fair that she's not available to me. Sure, sure, I don't have a shot, but just to know that there is a 0.0000000000001% of dating her would make this world a better place.

Serious responses only, plox.
Here's my serious response:

Poor baby. Why do you feel so entitled?

There's probably a reason why she's "unavailable" to you.

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@diver said
Misspelling her first name won’t do you any dating favours.

Besides I read that she’s bisexual, but unfortunately not into animals 😬
Ooooooooh, burn. Good job.

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@Suzianne said
Ooooooooh, burn. Good job.
Oh Suzie,

You too, are on the outside looking in. 🙂

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
Oh Suzie,

You too, are on the outside looking in. 🙂
Only because she's made her choice.

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@diver said
favours
"Favors."

Lack of dentistry aside, kindly try to speak like a normal human being.

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@rookie54 said
c'mere honey
lemme help you
I can always count on you, cowboy 😍

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@paradox4 said
Alison Goldfrapp has been dating Lisa Gunning, a British editor from Kowloon since 2010, so they've been together for a long time now.

I was going to suggest Kristen Stewart or Jody Foster, but they're married to other women. It seems the closet doors are opening everywhere.
It must be a virus or something 🙁

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@Suzianne said
There's probably a reason why she's "unavailable" to you.
Yes, it's because she's not normal at the moment 😞

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It is you saying "she's not normal" that is not normal.

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, seriously, I just found out that she has a girlfriend. WTF? I find her ferociously attractive, it is not fair that she's not available to me. Sure, sure, I don't have a shot, but just to know that there is a 0.0000000000001% of dating her would make this world a better place.

Serious responses only, plox.
Even if she were straight she'd never date a Lionel.