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Is it possible to turn Allison Goldfrapp back to normal?

Is it possible to turn Allison Goldfrapp back to normal?

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I don't think she is what I would call the latest greatest hot stuff, but she is surely Ok looking.

Here. 1,700 pics for y'all
https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?phrase=allison+goldfrapp&tracked_gsrp_landing=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fallison-goldfrapp

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, seriously, I just found out that she has a girlfriend. WTF? I find her ferociously attractive, it is not fair that she's not available to me. Sure, sure, I don't have a shot, but just to know that there is a 0.0000000000001% of dating her would make this world a better place.

Serious responses only, plox.
Lesbian or not, bisexual or not - she would still have a close friend and out of reach for you. 🙂

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@Suzianne said
It is you saying "she's not normal" that is not normal.
Simmer down, sugar cannons, let's call a spade a spade.

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@Torunn said
Lesbian or not, bisexual or not - she would still have a close friend and out of reach for you. 🙂
100%

I don't want to date the shiksa, just to know that there is a probability that I do, whether it is 0.0000000000000000000000000001% or even lower.

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
I don't think she is what I would call the latest greatest hot stuff, but she is surely Ok looking.

Here. 1,700 pics for y'all
https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?phrase=allison+goldfrapp&tracked_gsrp_landing=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fallison-goldfrapp
Yay! 😳

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@Lionel-Hutz said
Simmer down, sugar cannons, let's call a spade a spade.
Teenagers around here? 🙂

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@Torunn said
Teenagers around here? 🙂
I haven't heard this stuff for years, perhaps I'm not mixing with dinosaurs.

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@Lionel-Hutz said
Simmer down, sugar cannons, let's call a spade a spade.
I try to.

I'm tired of men who have zero clue talking sh-- like they know what they're talking about.

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@Lionel-Hutz said
100%

I don't want to date the shiksa, just to know that there is a probability that I do, whether it is 0.0000000000000000000000000001% or even lower.
It's even lower.

You would literally have to be the last man on earth.

And she'd probably tell you to F off even then.

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@Suzianne said
I'm tired of men
Oh, I didn't know you're also not normal.

I'm sorry, truly. I pray for you 🙁

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@Lionel-Hutz said
Oh, I didn't know you're also not normal.

I'm sorry, truly. I pray for you 🙁
Oh, I assure you, it's completely normal, especially these days, when most men are not men. Even heterosexual women don't want arrogant, self-centered pussies.

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@Suzianne said
arrogant, self-centered pussies.
Don't be harsh on yourself 😢