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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
No he didn't because the setting for this joke can be either Alabama or Texas where we don't fool around!
Don't know where Texas gets this reputation as a 'don't mess with us!' place - my brother spent 3 months there recently and said the two words that could best sum up the place were, 'fat' and 'w@nkers'.

Apologies to those Texans who don't subscribe to the, rah rah we be tuff' mentality.'

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Originally posted by treetalk
Don't know where Texas gets this reputation as a 'don't mess with us!' place - my brother spent 3 months there recently and said the two words that could best sum up the place were, 'fat' and 'w@nkers'.

Apologies to those Texans who don't subscribe to the, rah rah we be tuff' mentality.'
I’m sure that if your brother had gone anywhere else but to a trailer park to meet and spend time with his "soulmate" he just met on the Internet, he would have found the majority of us Texans to be delightful, charming and instilled with a can-do attitude.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
I’m sure that if your brother had gone anywhere else but to a trailer park to meet and spend time with his "soulmate" he just met on the Internet, he would have found the majority of us Texans to be delightful, charming and instilled with a can-do attitude.
It's amazing what hairspray can do for your look, isn't it?

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
A LAWYER RUNS A STOP SIGN AND GETS PULLED OVER BY A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY.
Justified? It's a little too far over to the right.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Justified? It's a little too far over to the right.
Maybe the sheriff's deputy stood on the left.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe the sheriff's deputy stood on the left.
Whether he did or not, his columns fell over onto another page.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
You forgot the part where the lawyer sued the hell out of the police officer for brutality, and the police office was gang raped during his 12 month sentence for assault.
For a minute there, I thought you were 7ate9!

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Originally posted by treetalk
Because people like you and slim are inside?
Yeah I'd make you my cell bitch.

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Originally posted by aging blitzer
funny Chanc, have a rec.
I send him the joke and he gets all the credit.:'(:'(😞

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Originally posted by treetalk
Don't know where Texas gets this reputation as a 'don't mess with us!' place - my brother spent 3 months there recently and said the two words that could best sum up the place were, 'fat' and 'w@nkers'.

Apologies to those Texans who don't subscribe to the, rah rah we be tuff' mentality.'
I bet he didn't call one of those so-called "fat" persons a w@anker or he would have had his face re-arranged. Your brother was BS-ing you and you probably sat there google eyed thinking he was Crocodile Dundee. Putz.🙄

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That was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard in my life. Thanks for sharing it.

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Originally posted by slimjim
Yeah I'd make you my cell bitch.
Good to see you're not afraid to admit to your sexual tendencies.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
I’m sure that if your brother had gone anywhere else but to a trailer park to meet and spend time with his "soulmate" he just met on the Internet, he would have found the majority of us Texans to be delightful, charming and instilled with a can-do attitude.
Travelled for 7 years around the world.

I'm sure the majority of Texans (and any country/city in the world) are like that - shame about the noisy few who insist on living up to the negative stereotype.

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Originally posted by treetalk
Good to see you're not afraid to admit to your sexual tendencies.
I would just have to pretend that you were a woman. Come to think of it that wouldn't be too hard.