A LAWYER RUNS A STOP SIGN AND GETS PULLED OVER BY A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY.
THE LAWYER THINKS THAT HE IS SMARTER THAN THE DEPUTY BECAUSE HE'S SURE THAT HE HAS A BETTER EDUCATION. HE DECIDES TO PROVE THIS TO HIMSELF AND HAVE SOME FUN AT THE DEPUTIES EXPENSE.
DEPUTY: "License and registration, please."
LAWYER: "What for?"
DEPUTY: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
LAWYER: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
DEPUTY: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"
LAWYER: "What's the difference?"
DEPUTY: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, Please!"
LAWYER: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."
DEPUTY: "Sounds fair. Exit you vehicle sir."
AT THIS POINT, THE DEPUTY TAKES OUT HIS NIGHTSTICK AND STARTS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF THE LAWYER AND SAYS, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Thanks, Slim...
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Originally posted by chancremechanicI figured you might like it.😵🙁😵😵
A LAWYER RUNS A STOP SIGN AND GETS PULLED OVER BY A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY.
THE LAWYER THINKS THAT HE IS SMARTER THAN THE DEPUTY BECAUSE HE'S SURE THAT HE HAS A BETTER EDUCATION. HE DECIDES TO PROVE THIS TO HIMSELF AND HAVE SOME FUN AT THE DEPUTIES EXPENSE.
DEPUTY: "License and registration, please."
LAWYER: "What for?"
DEPUTY: "You didn't come to ...[text shortened]... me to stop or just slow down?"
Thanks, Slim...
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Originally posted by chancremechanicYou forgot the part where the lawyer sued the hell out of the police officer for brutality, and the police office was gang raped during his 12 month sentence for assault.
A LAWYER RUNS A STOP SIGN AND GETS PULLED OVER BY A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY.
THE LAWYER THINKS THAT HE IS SMARTER THAN THE DEPUTY BECAUSE HE'S SURE THAT HE HAS A BETTER EDUCATION. HE DECIDES TO PROVE THIS TO HIMSELF AND HAVE SOME FUN AT THE DEPUTIES EXPENSE.
DEPUTY: "License and registration, please."
LAWYER: "What for?"
DEPUTY: "You didn't come to ...[text shortened]... me to stop or just slow down?"
Thanks, Slim...
😉😉
Originally posted by scottishinnzThat's not likely. What would probably happen is that there would be a whitewash of the case and the cop would get off scott free. Outraged lawyers would then riot and proceed to loot and burn downtown Manhattan. A teary-eyed No1marauder would appear on TV asking if we could all just "get along."
You forgot the part where the lawyer sued the hell out of the police officer for brutality, and the police office was gang raped during his 12 month sentence for assault.
Originally posted by rwingett... and then ask for donations to his legal fund.
That's not likely. What would probably happen is that there would be a whitewash of the case and the cop would get off scott free. Outraged lawyers would then riot and proceed to loot and burn downtown Manhattan. A teary-eyed No1marauder would appear on TV asking if we could all just "get along."
Originally posted by scottishinnzNo he didn't because the setting for this joke can be either Alabama or Texas where we don't fool around!
You forgot the part where the lawyer sued the hell out of the police officer for brutality, and the police office was gang raped during his 12 month sentence for assault.