LMAO!
"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."
"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school."
"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. "
Hehe, soooo funny!
Originally posted by jimslyp69it's not for real. click on some of the links in the paragraph:
Is this for real or not? I've looked around the rest of the forum and it seems pretty ligit even if it is a load of BS. Are people really this naive?
To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.
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Originally posted by hopscotchTsk tsk. That's rude man. 😛
it's not for real. click on some of the links in the paragraph:
To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or ...[text shortened]... fore a spanking becomes necessary.
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okay-i did a bit of investigation and discovered that my dad is a hacker...
he hates AOL, and instead he got the family NTL.
he's got a whole load of programs on his computer which i didn't install, including flash, telnet and a linux emulator.
all the computers in our home, apart from mine (obviously) use AMD processors. i think he may be consorting with fellow hackers though as i'm sure he bought them out of a shop. if this is true, then PCWorld is a hacker haven. do not shop at PCWorld.
i found programming with pearl, along with a number of computer books. these covered subjects such as flash, linux, java, and there were a lot of books on databases. his hacking speciality?
he will often spend whole evenings on his computer
he shouted at my sister the other day-surly, i think so!
i found a linux CD in his room, as well as a telnet program and MP3 files on his computer.
his appearence has changed radically since he started going bald, and he has given up on school completly!
help! anyone got any advice?
Originally posted by geniusSolution: Play more chess
okay-i did a bit of investigation and discovered that my dad is a hacker...
he hates AOL, and instead he got the family NTL.
he's got a whole load of programs on his computer which i didn't install, including flash, telnet and a linux emulator.
all the computers in our home, apart from mine (obviously) use AMD processors. i think he may be consorti ...[text shortened]... he started going bald, and he has given up on school completly!
help! anyone got any advice?