IT Joke

What did c:\DARTHVADER say to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER?

"Luke, I am your folder"

😉

Originally posted by Crowley
What did c:\DARTHVADER say to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER?

"Luke, I am your folder"

😉

Originally posted by Crowley
What did c:\DARTHVADER say to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER?

"Luke, I am your folder"

😉

Originally posted by Crowley
What did c:\DARTHVADER say to c:\DARTHVADER\LUKESKYWALKER?

"Luke, I am your folder"

😉

Originally posted by martin williams
That's almost as bad as the Christmas joke my son told me when he was five.

Vader: Luke, I know what Santa has brought you.
Luke: How can this be, Father?
Vader: I have felt your presents.

Originally posted by martin williams
That's almost as bad as the Christmas joke my son told me when he was five.

Vader: Luke, I know what Santa has brought you.
Luke: How can this be, Father?
Vader: I have felt your presents.

These jokes are terrible!

Its almost as bad as,

Why did the orange stop rolling?







Because it ran out of juice😛

Originally posted by Bad wolf
These jokes are terrible!

Originally posted by Nordlys
Of course they are - that's why it says "IT" in the subject line ("incredibly terrible" ).

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Touche
(Pronunciation Key - too-sha)

Originally posted by Canadaguy
Shouldn't it be too-shay

Originally posted by Canadaguy
Shouldn't it be too-shay

Originally posted by PBE6
Probably should be touche, eh? Or maybe toques, eh?

Canyuk, nyuk, nyuk...

Originally posted by Nordlys
It should be "touché".

St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"

"Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?"

"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."

"Sounds easy enough. OK."

So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand.

The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to the examination table and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What was it you did for a living?"

The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."

Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked.

"Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."

Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?"

"Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."

Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?"

The old man leaned forward and whispered, "Pinocchio?"