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From: The National Lottery

Dear Winner,
Winning Notification This is to notify you that you have won £850,000.00 in our online email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by computerised balloting, powered by the Internet. Your email address was amongst those chosen for this period.




Woohooo!!!! Should I quit my job now?! I think it's time to retire in LUXURY! *rubs hands together greedily--waiting for the cash to come ROLLING in!*

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850k ? Is that ALL?

wouldn't bother with the pennies, and it wouldn't buy a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe ...

no pounds sign on my keyboard, no euro sign either.. 🙁

Make sure you tell them to take the administration charge out of your winnings, and mail you the difference - we don't want them to have to mess around with your little cheque, do we?

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Surely nobody would be so downright dishonest as to pretend somebody had won the lottery in order to get money out of them??

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So far to date I have inherited circa US $748miliion from my old relatives and ex-businesses, all waiting for me in banks in Nigeria. Can't wait to send all my personal details to collect it all....... 😏😏

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Originally posted by mikelom
So far to date I have inherited circa US $748miliion from my old relatives and ex-businesses, all waiting for me in banks in Nigeria. Can't wait to send all my personal details to collect it all....... 😏😏
Better hurry, before the dollar drops any further!

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This has reminded me of a show called fonejacker.

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Originally posted by mikelom
So far to date I have inherited circa US $748miliion from my old relatives and ex-businesses, all waiting for me in banks in Nigeria. Can't wait to send all my personal details to collect it all....... 😏😏
WOW you are minted 🙂

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Originally posted by mikelom
So far to date I have inherited circa US $748miliion from my old relatives and ex-businesses, all waiting for me in banks in Nigeria. Can't wait to send all my personal details to collect it all....... 😏😏
You couldn't lend me a fiver,I'll pay you back honest...

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Originally posted by al68
You couldn't lend me a fiver,I'll pay you back honest...
Sure, send me £2 for the postage and it'll be in the mail- honest