Seriously!
I was just watching Jonathan Ross on the BBC (something which I haven't done for years, because he's turned into a sicophantic promotor of everything anybody wants to sell....and the last good thing he's ever done was "Mondo Bizarro" which, bizarrely enough only ran for one series, while it was classically funny) and Joss...or is it Josh?...came on.
Wow...
Her shyness just blew me away.
I'm gonna have to stalk her!
Anyways, Ricky Gervais, who I watched the show for, was brilliant as usual. He truly is amazingly funny!
Jonathan though....bloody hell....that man scrapes the barrel.
Bob was on it. Not God Dylan, but Bob Geldof.
I like Bob as well. But I like God Dylan as well. Pity he's not playing at Live 8!
I've seen Dylan twice...
Joss.....mhmmmmm.....
...twice...and he's rubbish live. But somethings have to be bad to be good. Like walrusses are so ugly that they're cute!
OH WAIT
The show's not even half way through! I must have had a premonition.
Maybe Ricky isn't funny? Maybe Jonathan has changed his ways? Maybe....Joss isn't lovable after all????
OH GOD NO!!!
It's a time-dimensional slip-up or something.
Where's J. T. Kirk when you need him?
Originally posted by shavixmirI've fallen out of love with Joss Stone.
Her shyness just blew me away.
I'm gonna have to stalk her!
I couldn't understand a bloody word she said.
Jonathan sucked as usual and Ricky was hellishly funny as usual...
Everything is back to normal. No need to call Kirk anymore.
Originally posted by shavixmirI saw a clip on TV from one of Mr Gervais's stand up routines sometime ago. It went something like this....
Seriously!
I was just watching Jonathan Ross on the BBC (something which I haven't done for years, because he's turned into a sicophantic promotor of everything anybody wants to sell....and the last good thing he's ever done was "Mondo Bizarro" which, bizarrely enough only ran for one series, while it was classically funny) and Joss...or is it Josh ...[text shortened]... !!!
It's a time-dimensional slip-up or something.
Where's J. T. Kirk when you need him?
Nelson Mandella, was released in 1990 after serving 28 years in prison. So that is 15 years that he has been out and he hasn't reoffended once, proving that prison sentences do work.