I live in Florida. Right now Florida is going through another hurricane, yet lucky enough us here in West Palm Beach only got weak outskirts, so we're fine. BUT... it got me thinking..... If there's only two things I've learned in my life, it's that Florida is shaped like a penis (I admit it), and that all women, not matter how much they WON'T admit it, have penis-envy. Well, based on the tooth-fairyish theory that Mother Nature controls all weather, it's obvious that Mother Nature has extreme penis-envy, and hence berades us here in Florida with natural disaster after natural disaster. We're one of the most tornado-prone states in the country, we have the most hurricanes, and we suffer the most lightning strikes. Yet, when Mother Nature isn't on the rag, we do get sunshine and G-strings, so it's okay.
-Kev
Originally posted by seraphimvultureIts a fool of a man who thinks the train will stop for him
I live in Florida. Right now Florida is going through another hurricane, yet lucky enough us here in West Palm Beach only got weak outskirts, so we're fine. BUT... it got me thinking..... If there's only two things I've learned in my life, it's that Florida is shaped like a penis (I admit it), and that all women, not matter how much they WON'T a ...[text shortened]... en Mother Nature isn't on the rag, we do get sunshine and G-strings, so it's okay.
-Kev
Originally posted by cup o soupwas it not from the hobbit though?
http://www.xenodochy.org/ex/quotes/knowsnot.html
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and i've got a friend who was in florida when there was a hurricane going on, and everyone had barracaded themselves in their houses. apparently it wasn't actually that bad, a bit windy with some rain. typical scottish weather. but warmer. so they went to the pub. which was shut. maybe they were just in the fringe of it though...