Originally posted by jimslyp69That just ain't enough sweet mental lovin' to compensate for the shock and horror which tainted this beautiful evening...
I think we we are all missing the point of this thread. Poor ol' Shavi asked for sympathy and so far has gotten none.
All together now ' Awwwwwwwww pooor Shavi'. Feel any better now? 🙂🙂🙂
Originally posted by jimslyp69Oh man. Spiders over a foot long!
Or was it more like this? Sheesh. Judder.
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/IRAQ_camel-spiders-450.jpg&imgrefurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/&h=338&w=450&sz=22&tbnid=XzvnJCPVBvwJ:&tb ...[text shortened]... l=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcamel%2Bspiders%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
Camelspiders.net says they aren't spiders, and only grow to have a leg span of 5 inches. That doesn't make sense in light of the picture unless the picture is a fake.
Ahh...here we go. This website explains the picture. The camera angle makes them look bigger than they are. Notice the human hand in the top right.
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/camelspider.htm
Now, as for you Shav, you're lucky it didn't nab one of your nuts to munch on. You need to stop letting those things hang out like you do.
Originally posted by bbarrHeheheh, you're funny. I rec'd your post for the humor! 🙂
You know they run in packs, and smell fear just like dogs. The longer you wait to confront this creature, the more friends he will enlist. When you enter your kitchen next, there will three or four of them at least, with one assuredly perched just above the kitchen doorway.
My advice: burn the kitchen to the ground.
Originally posted by shavixmirlmao.. oh gowd it hurts..
I was attacked.
In my own bloody kitchen.
I was bending down to put a freshly washed and dried frying pan back into the lower cupboard and as I stood back up straight I spotted the spider on the overhead cupboard.
Now, I am a man with nerves of steel and the suave and exremely cool composure of James Bond...So I stood perfectly still and eyed the ...[text shortened]... hen.
My diet coke and chocolate's in there and my house mate isn't home to save me....
🙁
Originally posted by jimslyp69WHOLY MOTHER OF GOWD!
Or was it more like this? Sheesh. Judder.
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/IRAQ_camel-spiders-450.jpg&imgrefurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/&h=338&w=450&sz=22&tbnid=XzvnJCPVBvwJ:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcamel%2Bspiders%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D