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I've hurt my leg and demand sympathy!

I've hurt my leg and demand sympathy!

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I was attacked.
In my own bloody kitchen.

I was bending down to put a freshly washed and dried frying pan back into the lower cupboard and as I stood back up straight I spotted the spider on the overhead cupboard.

Now, I am a man with nerves of steel and the suave and exremely cool composure of James Bond...So I stood perfectly still and eyed the 8 legged freak. It eyed me back and jumped at me.
So, I basically bolted it! I ran out of the kitchen and tripped over a kiddie pram and went flying into the living room. Alas, my leg remained in the hall and I bent around the door post like a big sack of feathers.

So now I have a sore leg and am feeling very sorry for myself. And I don't dare back into the kitchen.
My diet coke and chocolate's in there and my house mate isn't home to save me....

🙁

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was attacked.
In my own bloody kitchen.

I was bending down to put a freshly washed and dried frying pan back into the lower cupboard and as I stood back up straight I spotted the spider on the overhead cupboard.

Now, I am a man with nerves of steel and the suave and exremely cool composure of James Bond...So I stood perfectly still and eyed the ...[text shortened]... hen.
My diet coke and chocolate's in there and my house mate isn't home to save me....

🙁
i should hurry up, that buggars probably eating your chocolate and swigging your coke back with sheer delight. if you really cant manage it is probably worth calling the emergency services!!
im glad im not in your position

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I'll share my chocolate with you shavi, is Galaxy ok?

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Was this the beast?

http://www.pbrc.hawaii.edu/bemf/microangela/mjspid2.jpg

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was attacked.
In my own bloody kitchen.

I was bending down to put a freshly washed and dried frying pan back into the lower cupboard and as I stood back up straight I spotted the spider on the overhead cupboard.

Now, I am a man with nerves of steel and the suave and exremely cool composure of James Bond...So I stood perfectly still and eyed the ...[text shortened]... hen.
My diet coke and chocolate's in there and my house mate isn't home to save me....

🙁
ha.ha.hahahahaha!
errr... I meant "Dear Mark, I feel so sorry for you, yes them spiders are really dangerous, and you should have your leg examined by a doctor" obviously... must have been a Freudian slip 😛

Angie 😀 (spiderwoman)

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Or was it more like this? Sheesh. Judder.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/IRAQ_camel-spiders-450.jpg&imgrefurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/&h=338&w=450&sz=22&tbnid=XzvnJCPVBvwJ:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcamel%2Bspiders%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

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Well, I've mailed you a box of chocolates to make you feel better.

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Just make sure it doesn't bite your leg.

Wolf spiders of the genus Lycosa have been implicated as one of a group of spiders responsible for bites which cause massive tissue damage and maddening pain. This process of tissue death is known as "necrosis" and necrosis from animal venom is usually self limiting and not gangrenous. But in the case of damage from spider bites, known as "necrotising arachnidism", the loss is extensive and irreversible, reaching through all layers of skin. The Black House spider (Badumna), along with the Wolf spider are two spiders whose bites have been known to cause this damage. Scientists are still battling to come up with a way of arresting the necrosis apart from amputation. Skin grafting cannot be considered while the rotting continues.

http://www.rochedalss.qld.edu.au/spider/BITE.JPG

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Or was it more like this? Sheesh. Judder.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/IRAQ_camel-spiders-450.jpg&imgrefurl=http://209.180.204.251/camel-spiders/&h=338&w=450&sz=22&tbnid=XzvnJCPVBvwJ:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcamel%2Bspiders%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
aside from being amazed a the length of your url, that is one muddy flipping evil looking creature.

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shav

you've had more injuries than frank spencer lately!

yer haw maws, yer arse, now yer leg!

we should have a sweep on whats next!

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Originally posted by chris stephens
shav

you've had more injuries than frank spencer lately!

yer haw maws, yer arse, now yer leg!

we should have a sweep on whats next!
I dread to think.
I've started wearing buttoned trousers, just to be on the safe side.

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I've avoided the evil creatures every since one of them killed my dog! 😲 Yeah, my dog saw the evil beast trying to sneak up on me, attacked it but lost the battle. It died 3 days later at the vets office. :'(
(true story)

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Originally posted by eagles54
Was this the beast?

http://www.pbrc.hawaii.edu/bemf/microangela/mjspid2.jpg

I spent a night in Thailand with this fella.
http://members.fortunecity.com/donallyne/pages/kpn4.htm

He's not as small as he looks. He's far away. 😛

D

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was attacked.
In my own bloody kitchen.

I was bending down to put a freshly washed and dried frying pan back into the lower cupboard and as I stood back up straight I spotted the spider on the overhead cupboard.

Now, I am a man with nerves of steel and the suave and exremely cool composure of James Bond...So I stood perfectly still and eyed the ...[text shortened]... hen.
My diet coke and chocolate's in there and my house mate isn't home to save me....

🙁
You know they run in packs, and smell fear just like dogs. The longer you wait to confront this creature, the more friends he will enlist. When you enter your kitchen next, there will three or four of them at least, with one assuredly perched just above the kitchen doorway.

My advice: burn the kitchen to the ground.

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I think we we are all missing the point of this thread. Poor ol' Shavi asked for sympathy and so far has gotten none.

All together now ' Awwwwwwwww pooor Shavi'. Feel any better now? 🙂🙂🙂

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