I've noticed...

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I'm single, what's your excuse?

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All disciples of this guy?

User 2746

Originally posted by HandyAndy
All disciples of this guy?

User 2746

Well done Andy. But he hasn't moved in 4342 days.

He must be impotent???

Did you hear the one about the woman who went to the
fertility clinic?

The doctor took his pants off and he said.

I'm very sorry, we have no bottles left you will have to have draught.

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Does it make you uncomfortable?

Originally posted by Zamboner
Does it make you uncomfortable?

My woody is harder than your boner.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
My woody is harder than your boner.

At your age? Doubtful.

Originally posted by Zamboner
At your age? Doubtful.

I'll never be too old until I'm six feet under. 🙂

It's so big sometimes I have to reverse out of the room.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
It's so big sometimes I have to reverse out of the room.

I don't get it. Is that one of those Irish jokes that's not supposed to make sense because the teller is Irish?

Originally posted by Zamboner
I don't get it. Is that one of those Irish jokes that's not supposed to make sense because the teller is Irish?

Maybe yours isn't long enough and that's why you're not getting it. 😉

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I'm not immune to poor judgment.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'm not immune to poor judgment.

This could be the most truthful thing you've ever said! 😛 😉 😉

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'm not immune to poor judgment.

Writing that quote in stone after you die me thinks.

Originally posted by Trev33
Writing that quote in stone after you die me thinks.

Is Rusty your sock puppet or are you his? Dumb and dumber.