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I just passed his car and crew on the way back from seeing this girl. I was on the highway near my street, and in the distance I see this huge trailor with 24 on the back. I was like "WHAT is that?" So I sped up to 90, and the trailer's got the big Dupont on the back, so I passed it, and it's got Jeff Gordon, x time Champion on the side....

I'm such a moron. I have a camera phone too, but I never remember.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I just passed his car and crew on the way back from seeing this girl. I was on the highway near my street, and in the distance I see this huge trailor with 24 on the back. I was like "WHAT is that?" So I sped up to 90, and the trailer's got the big Dupont on the back, so I passed it, and it's got Jeff Gordon, x time Champion on the side....

I'm such a moron. I have a camera phone too, but I never remember.
You're cooking what for dinner?

i.e. Who's a Jeff Gordon, when he's at home?

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You know you're a redneck when...

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They are racing in NH this weekend.

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I wonder what girl the 24 crew was seeing?

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
I wonder what girl the 24 crew was seeing?
I wouldn't spend too much time wondering.

😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
You know you're a redneck when...
...last years haloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.

...you have five cars that can't move and a home that can.

...you're taught to put underwear on "yellow at the front, brown at the back"

...your porch collapses and kills five dogs.

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
...last years haloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.

...you have five cars that can't move and a home that can.

...you're taught to put underwear on "yellow at the front, brown at the back"

...your porch collapses and kills five dogs.
Thanks, that wasn't necessary.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Thanks, that wasn't necessary.
Lol no worries.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I just passed his car and crew on the way back from seeing this girl. I was on the highway near my street, and in the distance I see this huge trailor with 24 on the back. I was like "WHAT is that?" So I sped up to 90, and the trailer's got the big Dupont on the back, so I passed it, and it's got Jeff Gordon, x time Champion on the side....

I'm such a moron. I have a camera phone too, but I never remember.
who gives a $h!+ about Jeff Gordon? the girl, homeboy- what happened with the girl?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Pretty funny Freddie.
I know, I'm frickin' hilarous...here are some more for you to enjoy.

You know you're a redneck when...

...The value of your truck depends how much gas is in it.

...Your family tree doesn't fork

...You've got a special baseball cap for formal occasions

...Someone in your family has said "Cum'n here an' lookit this afore I flush it"

...You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

...You go to a family re-union to find a date

...Your grandma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

...Your wife's best shoes have steel toe caps.

...Your penknife has ever beed refered to as "Exhibit A"

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Originally posted by Darth Sponge
who gives a $h!+ about Jeff Gordon? the girl, homeboy- what happened with the girl?
not much. Ice cream, talk, and a half hug before she goes to college. Oh well. 1 step at a time.

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Originally posted by Coconut
not much. Ice cream, talk, and a half hug before she goes to college. Oh well. 1 step at a time.
That's the spirit! Who knows, right? 10 years and 50 half hugs later you may get to dry hump her while she's sleeping.

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Originally posted by darvlay
That's the spirit! Who knows, right? 10 years and 50 half hugs later you may get to dry hump her while she's sleeping.
She's in that "hates boys" stage after my best-friend dumped her.

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