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21 Oct 05
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by squaccermanjesus shav, christ i`ve been converted
Is this some new convention you have? Every title thread must start with 'Jesus'.
Are you trying to get some kind of mental association going? Maybe this is your way of kickstarting your own religon, some kind of Pavlovian response, see Jesus, think Shav.
I'm onto you Shav, I'm watching...
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by squaccermanPraise Muffy.
Is this some new convention you have? Every title thread must start with 'Jesus'.
Are you trying to get some kind of mental association going? Maybe this is your way of kickstarting your own religon, some kind of Pavlovian response, see Jesus, think Shav.
I'm onto you Shav, I'm watching...
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by squaccermanFoiled!
Is this some new convention you have? Every title thread must start with 'Jesus'.
Are you trying to get some kind of mental association going? Maybe this is your way of kickstarting your own religon, some kind of Pavlovian response, see Jesus, think Shav.
I'm onto you Shav, I'm watching...
Damn you Sqauccerboy...damn you to hell (or the spirituality forum...take your pick)...
Revealed, my masterplan is...
21 Oct 05
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Originally posted by shavixmirThat's Squaccerman. Sqauccerboy is my younger, shorter and ridiculously camp sidekick, who I am always having to rescue because he's basically useless.
Foiled!
Damn you Sqauccerboy...damn you to hell (or the spirituality forum...take your pick)...
Revealed, my masterplan is...
By the way, Id pick hell over the spirituality forum. Might be more painful but definitely less repetitive and irritating.
Are you Shav or Yoda?
EDIT: (Too slow...)
21 Oct 05
Have you guys ever thought that maybe Jesus was a vampire and that's how he could fly? In Bram Strokers' Wynona Ryder Dracula the vampire can walk around in the day. It also explains how he "resurrected" the "dead" and cured paralysis. AND he walked on water too! Vampires can do that anytime. You vont to dzink ze Jesus blood? Mwahahaha! Mwahahahahahhahah!
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirTo be honest I'm getting a little tired of Squaccerboy. You can have him if you like. Shavixmini, I'm sure he'd like Holland, lots of tulips. He's nearly housebroken, and he can drive a getaway car.
You have a mini-you!
I've always wanted a wee mini-me too.
Make me an offer.
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by hopscotchEh.... in which version of the bible does Jesus fly?
Have you guys ever thought that maybe Jesus was a vampire and that's how he could fly? In Bram Strokers' Wynona Ryder Dracula the vampire can walk around in the day. It also explains how he "resurrected" the "dead" and cured paralysis. AND he walked on water too! Vampires can do that anytime. You vont to dzink ze Jesus blood? Mwahahaha! Mwahahahahahhahah!
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by squaccermanA second-hand mini me...
To be honest I'm getting a little tired of Squaccerboy. You can have him if you like. Shavixmini, I'm sure he'd like Holland, lots of tulips. He's nearly housebroken, and he can drive a getaway car.
Make me an offer.
I'll have to ponder it for a while.
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirAfter the easter egg bit, when he cometh out of the tomb, and Mary or something wants to shag him and he says nay. Then he gets on the cloud and he flies.
Eh.... in which version of the bible does Jesus fly?
Ok, it took me FOREVER to find this bit, the Bible is surprisingly complicated, I thought it would all be monosyllabic fairy tales.
Anyway from: John 2, The Holy Bible, by Anonymous.
18 Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
20 Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
21 But he spake of the temple of his body.
22 When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.
......................
There you go, he flew.
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by squaccermanIf there's something Pavlovian going on, you're the one doing the barking. Or did Shav offer you something to start up a thread about him?
Are you trying to get some kind of mental association going? Maybe this is your way of kickstarting your own religon, some kind of Pavlovian response, see Jesus, think Shav.