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Originally posted by hopscotch
Ok, it took me FOREVER to find this bit, the Bible is surprisingly complicated, I thought it would all be monosyllabic fairy tales.
Now that sounds interesting. I'd love to hear a few monosyllabic fairy tales.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
After the easter egg bit, when he cometh out of the tomb, and Mary or something wants to shag him and he says nay. Then he gets on the cloud and he flies.

Ok, it took me FOREVER to find this bit, the Bible is surprisingly complicated, I thought it would all be monosyllabic fairy tales.

Anyway from: John 2, The Holy Bible, by Anonymous.

18 T ...[text shortened]... scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.
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There you go, he flew.
Yeah...and bread flies outta my oven.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Now that sounds interesting. I'd love to hear a few monosyllabic fairy tales.
Read the bible in Chinese. Actually it doesn't have to be the bible.