Why did Jesus wear sandals man cos Moccasins is well smarter innit? An' ye right we knowz that smart people wear smart shoes ye? So he must a been a well hard man Cos I was in Greece right ye an' like Greece iz next to dat middle east place innit. An' after a day's moochin in me sandals ye I was well pissed off right cos all them pebble fingies was kept getting between me toes man an it well hurted. So az changed to moccasins innit an' had a cool one ye. Az wonderin if dat Jesus guy did wear moccasins weally right an' them old ones that changed them wordz dint do it right ye cos theyz finkin sandals sounds betta? Dat makes me wonder if they changed uvver fings else wrong in dat book fingy too so they sounded well smarter cos I knowz my toes was well pissed off. See I red that book man an well sum ov it cos it waz well borin' after 2 pages cos phil collins and genesis finished the rave man cos all de light waz wrong. So d'yuz reckon that fella wore moccasins ye and them old ones that changed them wordz was well lyin' loadz in that book?
Originally posted by mikelomYo.
Why did Jesus wear sandals man cos Moccasins is well smarter innit? An' ye right we knowz that smart people wear smart shoes ye? So he must a been a well hard man Cos I was in Greece right ye an' like Greece iz next to dat middle east place innit. An' after a day's moochin in me sandals ye I was well pissed off right cos all them pebble fingies was kept ...[text shortened]... wore moccasins ye and them old ones that changed them wordz was well lyin' loadz in that book?