Jesus Quotes

This is the Jesus Quote thread. Feel free to add your quotes from, or about Jesus. References appriciated.

1. "We must crush him completely, so like John before him, this Jesus must die. For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die. Must die! Must die! This Jesus must die!"
- YouTube

2. "Thats ma boy"
- god

3. "I love everyone, because it's the Jesus thing to do."
- Ice Cold

Originally posted by zozozozo
it's the Jesus thing to do."
- Ice Cold

"Awww, Come on!!! I was only kidding that i was a carpenter!"


Jesus as he was handed his Crucifix to carry.

John 3:16

Originally posted by zozozozo
This is the Jesus Quote thread. Feel free to add your quotes from, or about Jesus. References appriciated.

1. "We must crush him completely, so like John before him, this Jesus must die. For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die. Must die! Must die! This Jesus must die!"
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq2RSfRQ7U0

2. "Thats ma boy"
- god

3. "I love everyone, because it's the Jesus thing to do."
- Ice Cold

what would a thread about Jesus be without Family Guy?

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"Let he who is without sin kick the first ass"

"If you flash a piece out on me, I'm gonna take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'till it goes 'click'."

"Jesus..."

"You said it man, nobody F*&^'s with the Jesus."

- The big Lebowski -

Originally posted by shavixmir
"If you flash a piece out on me, I'm gonna take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'till it goes 'click'."

"Jesus..."

"You said it man, nobody F*&^'s with the Jesus."

- The big Lebowski -

Originally posted by shavixmir
"If you flash a piece out on me, I'm gonna take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'till it goes 'click'."

"Jesus..."

"You said it man, nobody F*&^'s with the Jesus."

- The big Lebowski -

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

Originally posted by rookie54
there ain't a single jesus quote there...
pfffft...

yer quotin other folks chattin bout tha son of man...

which, in and of itself, ain't a bad thingy to do...

BUT,

jesus said this, and i quote, cuz i wuz there...

"let's git this here party rollin!!!"
and, after walkin cross tha lake, turned tha whole pond into tha finest sangria ya ever tasted...


what a fine dude...

rookie

Originally posted by daniel58
Remember Jesus is God and He's going to judge you.

Hey Peter, I can see your house from up here.

Originally posted by zozozozo
Jesus is god now? I thought there also was some female DNA involved?
Do you think they are clones, or all one of the same made up stuff?

Also, what is Jesus/god going to judge shavixmir about? He only quoted.

Originally posted by trev33
daniel58 is a tool.

move along.