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Originally posted by daniel58
Do you want to go to Heaven or Hell?
there's that typical christian theme of oppression and violence again. "worship me, or I'll torture you in a lake of fire for all eternity."

even if I believed in such a monstrosity, there's absolutely no way I'd agree to worship it.

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Originally posted by wormwood
there's that typical christian theme of oppression and violence again. "worship me, or I'll torture you in a lake of fire for all eternity."

even if I believed in such a monstrosity, there's absolutely no way I'd agree to worship it.
worship "it" what is "it", I didn't say I would, just warning you.

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Originally posted by wormwood
there's that typical christian theme of oppression and violence again. "worship me, or I'll torture you in a lake of fire for all eternity."

even if I believed in such a monstrosity, there's absolutely no way I'd agree to worship it.
Absolutely wonderful, and this from a man with the illogicallity to worship Wood. You're a sick pup wormster !

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by daniel58
Do you want to go to Heaven or Hell?
I will opt for Hell, thanks. The idea of spending eternity in the company of sanctimonious, psalm singing, sin-seeking bible thumpers is infinitely more punishing than anything uncle Lucifer could throw at me.

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Originally posted by muppyman
I will opt for Hell, thanks. The idea of spending eternity in the company of sanctimonious, psalm singing, sin-seeking bible thumpers is infinitely more punishing than anything uncle Lucifer could throw at me.
ha! hell is where the sanctimonious, psalm singing, sin-seeking bible thumpers go. if you want to avoid them, better head for heaven.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Absolutely wonderful, and this from a man with the illogicallity to worship Wood. You're a sick pup wormster !

GRANNY.
I worship my wood:p

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Originally posted by smw6869
...worship Wood...
I don't kiss and tell.

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19. "But if the Lord make a new thing, and the earth open her mouth, and swallow them up, with all that [appertain] unto them, and they go down quick into the pit; then ye shall understand that these men have provoked the Lord."
- Bible, Numbers 16:30

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Originally posted by Blackamp
ha! hell is where the sanctimonious, psalm singing, sin-seeking bible thumpers go. if you want to avoid them, better head for heaven.
Appreciate the advice, but I think I'll just stay right here, safe in the knowledge that neither place exists.

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Originally posted by muppyman
I will opt for Hell, thanks. The idea of spending eternity in the company of sanctimonious, psalm singing, sin-seeking bible thumpers is infinitely more punishing than anything uncle Lucifer could throw at me.
Lucifer is in hell too.

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Originally posted by daniel58
Lucifer is in hell too.
Really???, So the old reprobate finally died huh? When did that happen? I didn't even know he was sick.

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Originally posted by daniel58
Lucifer is in hell too.
Incorrect.

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Originally posted by muppyman
Really???, So the old reprobate finally died huh? When did that happen? I didn't even know he was sick.
From one old repro to another, sure pleases me that you're still around.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
From one old repro to another, sure pleases me that you're still around.


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Salutations GB I just pop into forumville occasionally to absorb the sagacity, and having done so, repair to the evil world of reality for another joust with life. 🙂

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Originally posted by muppyman
Salutations GB I just pop into forumville occasionally to absorb the sagacity, and having done so, repair to the evil world of reality for another joust with life. 🙂
"I see for nature no defeat
in one tree's overthrow,
nor for myself in my retreat
for yet another blow."



(Final stanza of an untitled poem from 'In The Clearing', Robert Frost's last published volume)