Jet for sale

whodey

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16 Mar 14

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

16 Mar 14

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Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186449

16 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!

Now these flight attendants are virgins right?

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

17 Mar 14

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Now these flight attendants are virgins right?

No, no, that's only if you crash the plane into a building.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

17 Mar 14

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Originally posted by whodey
No, no, that's only if you crash the plane into a building.

Mae West Life Jacket Vests (Size XL) included?

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 670011

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!

I don't get the joke...

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

17 Mar 14

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Originally posted by Ponderable
I don't get the joke...

What joke?

Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

It's only got 540,000 miles on it.

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Mae West Life Jacket Vests (Size XL) included?

Ok, but you better be ready to pay for the upgrade.

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!

😞

lemon lime

itiswhatitis

oLd ScHoOl

Joined: 31 May 13
Moves: 5577

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
What joke?

Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

It's only got 540,000 miles on it.

There's underware on sale at this forum too... don't know how many miles on them, but $15 seems a little steep for used undies. The jet sounds like a better deal.

lemon lime

itiswhatitis

oLd ScHoOl

Joined: 31 May 13
Moves: 5577

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!

Woah, hold the phone... just who exactly is expected to feed and house those "free" flight attendants if I buy your jet? hmmm?

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by lemon lime
There's underware on sale at this forum too... don't know how many miles on them, but $15 seems a little steep for used undies. The jet sounds like a better deal.

Are u up for a trade?

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

17 Mar 14

Originally posted by lemon lime
Woah, hold the phone... just who exactly is expected to feed and house those "free" flight attendants if I buy your jet? hmmm?

They have those tasty meals on the plane to eat, with a bag of nuts.

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37388

18 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
What joke?

Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

It's only got 540,000 miles on it.

That's just cold, man.

~~Removed~~

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Moves: 1339

18 Mar 14

Originally posted by Suzianne
That's just cold, man.

I just pray that they are all alive.