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Standard memberwhodey
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    16 Mar '14 22:38
    Slightly used jet for sale.

    Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

    Bring own fuel for test flight.

    Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

    Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
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    16 Mar '14 23:22
    Originally posted by whodey
    Slightly used jet for sale.

    Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

    Bring own fuel for test flight.

    Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

    Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
    Now these flight attendants are virgins right?
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    17 Mar '14 00:57
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Now these flight attendants are virgins right?
    No, no, that's only if you crash the plane into a building.
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    17 Mar '14 01:021 edit
    Originally posted by whodey
    No, no, that's only if you crash the plane into a building.
    Mae West Life Jacket Vests (Size XL) included?
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    17 Mar '14 12:58
    Originally posted by whodey
    Slightly used jet for sale.

    Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

    Bring own fuel for test flight.

    Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

    Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
    I don't get the joke...
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    17 Mar '14 17:562 edits
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    I don't get the joke...
    What joke?

    Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

    It's only got 540,000 miles on it.
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    17 Mar '14 17:56
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Mae West Life Jacket Vests (Size XL) included?
    Ok, but you better be ready to pay for the upgrade.
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    17 Mar '14 18:24
    Originally posted by whodey
    Slightly used jet for sale.

    Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

    Bring own fuel for test flight.

    Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

    Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
    😞
  9. Standard memberlemon lime
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    17 Mar '14 23:06
    Originally posted by whodey
    What joke?

    Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

    It's only got 540,000 miles on it.
    There's underware on sale at this forum too... don't know how many miles on them, but $15 seems a little steep for used undies. The jet sounds like a better deal.
  10. Standard memberlemon lime
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    17 Mar '14 23:12
    Originally posted by whodey
    Slightly used jet for sale.

    Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

    Bring own fuel for test flight.

    Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

    Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
    Woah, hold the phone... just who exactly is expected to feed and house those "free" flight attendants if I buy your jet? hmmm?
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    17 Mar '14 23:26
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    There's underware on sale at this forum too... don't know how many miles on them, but $15 seems a little steep for used undies. The jet sounds like a better deal.
    Are u up for a trade?
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    17 Mar '14 23:27
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    Woah, hold the phone... just who exactly is expected to feed and house those "free" flight attendants if I buy your jet? hmmm?
    They have those tasty meals on the plane to eat, with a bag of nuts.
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    18 Mar '14 00:37
    Originally posted by whodey
    What joke?

    Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

    It's only got 540,000 miles on it.
    That's just cold, man.
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    18 Mar '14 21:06
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    That's just cold, man.
    I just pray that they are all alive.
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