Jizz in my pants

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
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An 18 year old staff member came to my work off his chops, with very visible stains on the front of his dark blue pants. I asked " Whats that, mayonnaise?"
"Nah, its splurge!" was the reply?!?
"Get home and change now!"
His nick name after that was Sir Splurge-alot.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
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This parody from SNL has been around an eternity.. I guess you'd classify it as "Ggay?"