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Some of you might be aware of a little known site called face book which has gained a hint of popularity in recent days.
Anyway, to cut a long story meduim length, I have been running a column there called 'Joeys Tips' in which I tackle the pressing issues of the modern world and hope to provide a practical solution for people to impliment in their everyday lives.

I thought, since it has been a success on face book that maybe I should try putting some of my tips here too and see how well the people of red hot pawn enjoy a trip into my world.

This is my latest tip

If you have a work collegue (or, more likely a superior) who really winds you up, I have a great way to let off some steam without resorting to physical abuse.
Why not build a miniture effigy of them out of food, then play a recording (of their voice, if possible) saying "nooo, dont eat me" as you tuck in, you will feel a million times better.
For even greater effect (assuming circumstances favour you) why not turn up at their wedding disguised as a caterer then revealing your pièce de résistance in front of the guests and gobbling it up before beating a hasty retreat.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Some of you might be aware of a little known site called face book which has gained a hint of popularity in recent days.
Anyway, to cut a long story meduim length, I have been running a column there called 'Joeys Tips' in which I tackle the pressing issues of the modern world and hope to provide a practical solution for people to impliment in thei ...[text shortened]... ièce de résistance in front of the guests and gobbling it up before beating a hasty retreat.
if any of my employees done that i would eat it with them.lol 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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