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What are a hillbilly's last words? ( no offense to anyone, just a joke).

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Originally posted by abejnood
What are a hillbilly's last words? ( no offense to anyone, just a joke).
what?

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Originally posted by abejnood
What are a hillbilly's last words? ( no offense to anyone, just a joke).
I second that. What?

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"Watch this!!!" ?

(I learned that while white water rafting with a bunch of them)

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Originally posted by Remora91
"Watch this!!!" ?

(I learned that while white water rafting with a bunch of them)
Correct! OK, how about this.

What are a hillbilly's friends last words?

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Forgive me,but what is a hillbilly?

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Originally posted by Ravello
Forgive me,but what is a hillbilly?
Well, its someone who is really really southern to the point where its hurting them. Its a sterotype. For example: one thing that hillbillies are sterotyped for is getting married to their cousin/brother/sister/ect. And hillbillies aren't known for being the brightest of people... not even close to bright...

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a sort of redneck?

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Rednecks are a little smarter... and don't shoot dogs for fun... and don't eat squirrel... and don't get married to relatives...

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Originally posted by abejnood
What are a hillbilly's last words? ( no offense to anyone, just a joke).
The redneck and hillbilly is the last bastion of acceptable prejudice left in this country. Notice that none who condemned/questioned me for using the word Jew have shown up to take issue with this thread. I am stunned.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
The redneck and hillbilly is the last bastion of acceptable prejudice left in this country. Notice that none who condemned/questioned me for using the word Jew have shown up to take issue with this thread. I am stunned.
Nice point, Kirk!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
The redneck and hillbilly is the last bastion of acceptable prejudice left in this country. Notice that none who condemned/questioned me for using the word Jew have shown up to take issue with this thread. I am stunned.
Yes but most of the people who are hillbillies choose to live that way. It has nothing to do with religion. Plus dumb blonde jokes will be here forever. 😞

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Originally posted by Remora91
Yes but most of the people who are hillbillies choose to live that way. It has nothing to do with religion. Plus dumb blonde jokes will be here forever. 😞
Most so-called 'hill-billys' are too poor to afford a decent education, and too poor to live any other way. They are victims of systematic class discrimination.

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*remembers that Simpsons episode*

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll,
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel...

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Originally posted by bbarr
Most so-called 'hill-billys' are too poor to afford a decent education, and too poor to live any other way. They are victims of systematic class discrimination.
But they can afford a pack of cigarettes a day for 40 years. Believe me, I live with them. There are mothers here who claim they can't afford to buy formula for their infants and they smoke 2-3 packs a day. Something just doesn't fit. 😕

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