A guy walks into a Pub and orders a beer. The bartender brings the beer and immediately notices that the guy has a frog growing out of his fore head.
"Geez that's ugly!" said the bartender. "How in the world did that happen?"
The frog says, "I don't know! It started out as a wart on my butt!"
Originally posted by StarValleyWyHahahaha,now that's what I meant with the good ones.😵
A guy walks into a Pub and orders a beer. The bartender brings the beer and immediately notices that the guy has a frog growing out of his fore head.
"Geez that's ugly!" said the bartender. "How in the world did that happen?"
The frog says, "I don't know! It started out as a wart on my butt!"
Originally posted by royalchickenWell... RC... it's like this......
Here's a conundrum...I am by any rational measure a bad chess player. However, 47!=2.58623241511168x10^59 does not confuse me. What gives 😉?
<mutters to self> No that won't work... You see if you ...
<scratches head> ... well I think maybe that if you lose the "!" and...
<bites lip>... oh geez! RC, it's just not a damned math thing... trust me on this!
<falls out of chair banging Post Button>
These 3 strings were walking down the street when they came across a pub. The one string says hey let's go in there. The 3rd string says no we better not as they don't serve strings in there. The 1st string laughs and says sure they will, I'll go in and when I get a beer I'll come out and get you guys. So off he goes, he wanders in and sits down at the bar. He get's the bartender's attention and says 'Can I get a beer please?'. The bartender yells at him and tells him to leave 'We don't serve strings in here'. So off he goes, back to his buddies were they give him a bit of a hard time. He says if you're so smart you go in there. So the 2nd string says, I'll do it, you just have to have an attitude to get your way that's all. So the 2nd string goes in and sits down at the bar and says 'Hey Buddy, yeah you, get me a damn beer and be quick about it!' The bartender comes out from behind the bar and grabs the string and throws him out the door. His buddies got a good laugh at it and so he tells the 3rd string to give it a try if he was so smart. So the 3rd string thinks about it for a minute. Then he messes up his hair really badly and twists and contorts himself into a weird shape and walks into the bar. He strolls over to the bar and sits down. When the bartender comes over he asks for a beer. The bartender goes to get him a beer but keeps looking at him funny. Like he was trying to figure out why he looks weird. When he comes back and sets the beer down he looks at the string for a while and says 'You wouldn't be one of those strings would you?' The 3rd string looks him right in the eye and says 'Nope, frayed knot!' 🙄
Keeping to the theme of the day...
A rather small guy walks into a bar and asks "Whose Pit Bull Terrior is in that blue Pick-up out front?"
A big, ugly, drunk guy... weighing about 400 pounds stands up and says, "That's My Dog! Want to make something of it?"
The small guy says, "No... I just wanted to apologize, cause my Chihuahua just killed your Pit Bull"
The big guy laughs... "In your dreams! Your Chihuahua killed old Fang? Ha !" and everyone in the bar laughed.
"Fraid So." says the small guy. "I'm really sorry."
A guy by the door hurries into the street and returns frowning. "Your Pit Bull is dead as a skunk, killer!" he exclaims.
"Dead? How?" demands the ugly guy.
The small guy pauses for a moment then says, "Well, your dog ate my dog so fast, he choked to death. I'm really sorry."
Originally posted by StarValleyWyDude...I'm kidding 😉.
Well... RC... it's like this......
<mutters to self> No that won't work... You see if you ...
<scratches head> ... well I think maybe that if you lose the "!" and...
<bites lip>... oh geez! RC, it's just not a damned math thing... trust me on this!
<falls out of chair banging Post Button>
Let's see...jokes. Here's one from some show my father watches occasionally. A nun is taking a bath. Someone knocks on the door, so she says "Who is it?" The reply is "The blind man." She thinks to herself that, if he's blind, there should be no problem. So she opens the door, whereupon the man says "Nice tits! Where do you want the blinds?"
Har. I want to know why she's bathing without blinds on the windows.