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Two drums and a cymbal fall from the sky...

*ba-doom chish*

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It's "ba-doom" not "bum dum".

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's "ba-doom" not "bum dum".
Yes, yes it is.

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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Two guys walk into a bar....the third one ducked.

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Was the bar levitating?

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Maybe it was dwarves?

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Originally posted by Lundos
Maybe it was dwarves?
Regardless of whether or not they were dwarves, how does one duck under a bar unless it is elevated off the ground?

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What does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

"Arrr... a buccaneer!"

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Two guys walk into a bar....the third one ducked.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Tell them that joke. 😞

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

"Arrr... a buccaneer!"

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Arrr Jim lad, where's me buccaneers.

A. at the sides of yer buccin head.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??


Either slow down or use a lubricant!

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Originally posted by Amsterdamn
What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??


Either slow down or use a lubricant!
What do you do when a bird craps on your head?

Finish with her!

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Originally posted by Amsterdamn
What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??


Either slow down or use a lubricant!
Try the back door? 😳