Originally posted by CrazyLilTingIn the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
Post one better, loser.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
Originally posted by expressiveoutburstThat's much better bro. 😀
In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University o ...[text shortened]... said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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Originally posted by angie88Amazing!
rearranged letters:
DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST : : EVILS AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT : : I M A DOT IN PLA ...[text shortened]... EN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Originally posted by expressiveoutburstSimilar but different:
In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University o ...[text shortened]... said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
At a software convention, the guys standing by tho urinals were from Norton (16 paper towels; Do the job completely);
Unix (1 paper towel; Don't waste anything, and minimum cost);
and Novell (no towels; we don't p;ss on our hands.)
Originally posted by angie88I would prefer a chicken sandwich as I would be concerned about where she gets the cheese from.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.
He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes ...[text shortened]... eed I am!"
The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"