Three explorers get lost in the jungle and are captured by an ancient native tribe. The chief has the men tied to posts.
CHIEF: "You have distured our ancient grounds. For your punishment, you will have to surrender your manhood."
He goes to the first explorer: "What were you in your native land" he asks
"well . . . I was a butcher" the first explorer said a little confused.
"Than we shall chop of your manhood" He goes to the second explorer. "What were you in your native land?"
"I was a firefighter" the second explorer says proudly.
"Fine, we shall burn your manhood off" He goes to the third explorer. "And what were you in your native land?"
"I was a lumberjack" he says.
"Very well, for we shall jack you manhood off"
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he glanced up and saw the most beautiful women boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight to his seat and as fate would have it she sat down next to him.
Eager to strike up a converstion he asked? Business trip or pleasure?
She turned to him and said business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago. He swallowed hard thinking about this gorgeous woman attending the convention and asked, Whats your business role at the convention? Lecturer she stated. I'm going to dispel popular myths about sexuality based on my experiances. And what are those he asked? Well she explained. One popular myth is that African-American men are most well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native American who is most likely to posess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the greatest lovers when in fact it is the Jewish men that are the best. Also I have found that the Southern Redneck men have the best stamina.
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. I'm sorry she said, I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name.
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba".
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