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Why couldn't I have had that extra second at a different time? Like when I jumped a red light and someone caught my tail?
Or why can't I have it at a future time of my own choosing?
Why must I have it at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning instead of just before midnight tonight, like everyone in the UK?

So I'm pissed off, and I'm going to complain to the man in the Rolex shop that my watch is a second fast, and get my money back.

Any better suggestions would be welcome, thank you very much in advance, in anticipation of your etc...

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Originally posted by c99ux
Why couldn't I have had that extra second at a different time? Like when I jumped a red light and someone caught my tail?
Or why can't I have it at a future time of my own choosing?
Why must I have it at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning instead of just before midnight tonight, like everyone in the UK?

So I'm pissed off, and I'm going to complain to the man in ...[text shortened]... uggestions would be welcome, thank you very much in advance, in anticipation of your etc...
Interesting...

If your watch is one second fast, that means its one second ahead.. therefore you had it in the future time as you are already one second ahead of the rest of the world..

Since you already had that extra second when you jumped the lights, and still complaining, implies that what you are really asking for here is another second..

I advise you to go back to the “rolex” shop and buy an identical watch, that is one second fast.. wear both at the same time, maybe around your tail, and you will have all your future problems sorted.

Hope this helps.. or have helped..

c
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Originally posted by Peachy
Interesting...

If your watch is one second fast, that means its one second ahead.. therefore you had it in the future time as you are already one second ahead of the rest of the world..

Since you already had that extra second when you jumped the lights, and still complaining, implies that what you are really asking for here is another second..
...[text shortened]... r tail, and you will have all your future problems sorted.

Hope this helps.. or have helped..
I haven't got the extra second yet, I won't get it until 8:59 tomorrow morning (then it will be 8:60 before reaching 9:00).
So my Rolex ("R", nor "r", btw... it did cost a million yen!) isn't one second ahead of real time yet.

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