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I once knew a guy who was so lazy he was 28 and he hadn't ever had a job. He didn't like to wash but used to shower after using the toilet to save buying toilet paper.
Then he got a pressure sore from sitting on his arse all day. It turned into a nasty abscess for which he had to have antibiotics.

How I laughed.
Does anyone have any similar stories?

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Originally posted by Varg
I once knew a guy who was so lazy he was 28 and he hadn't ever had a job. He didn't like to wash but used to shower after using the toilet to save buying toilet paper.
Then he got a pressure sore from sitting on his arse all day. It turned into a nasty abscess for which he had to have antibiotics.

How I laughed.
Does anyone have any similar stories?
Hey, it hurt like hell, how can I help it if I live for video games?😉

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Originally posted by Varg
I once knew a guy who was so lazy he was 28 and he hadn't ever had a job. He didn't like to wash but used to shower after using the toilet to save buying toilet paper.
Then he got a pressure sore from sitting on his arse all day. It turned into a nasty abscess for which he had to have antibiotics.

How I laughed.
Does anyone have any similar stories?
Many people are lazy and many are 28's.

Though they work like dogs, they still have a bone up their @rse..

Its a common Canis disease.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Many people are lazy and many are 28's.

Though they work like dogs, they still have a bone up their @rse..

Its a common Canis disease.
Stop peeing on my bonfire, mate.
Where's your story?

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Originally posted by Varg
Stop peeing on my bonfire, mate.
Where's your story?
There once was a peach that decided to take the micky out of a thread..
It was accused of taking the pee instead..

How I laughed.

PS. Sorry.. slightly in a silly mood. 😛

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Originally posted by Peachy
PS. Sorry.. slightly in a silly mood. 😛
Excuse accepted, I'll let you live. For now.

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I thought you were going to talk about ice cream. :'(

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I thought you were going to talk about ice cream. :'(
If the ice cream gets its comeuppance, it's welcome.

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Okay, here's another one:

There were these people who were given a country for free. The previous people who lived there were booted out. Not content with that, they also wanted more land, and thought that if they just went there and built houses and squatted for long enough they would get to keep it.
Unfortunately, they were thrown out and ended up crying about it.
Boo-hoo.

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Originally posted by Varg
Okay, here's another one:

There were these people who were given a country for free. The previous people who lived there were booted out. Not content with that, they also wanted more land, and thought that if they just went there and built houses and squatted for long enough they would get to keep it.
Unfortunately, they were thrown out and ended up crying about it.
Boo-hoo.
Luckily, some of them had machine guns and when one of the more public-spirited among them killed a few of the other people on behalf of his fellow squatters, they all felt much better.

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