18 Aug 05
I once knew a guy who was so lazy he was 28 and he hadn't ever had a job. He didn't like to wash but used to shower after using the toilet to save buying toilet paper.
Then he got a pressure sore from sitting on his arse all day. It turned into a nasty abscess for which he had to have antibiotics.
How I laughed.
Does anyone have any similar stories?
18 Aug 05
Originally posted by VargHey, it hurt like hell, how can I help it if I live for video games?😉
I once knew a guy who was so lazy he was 28 and he hadn't ever had a job. He didn't like to wash but used to shower after using the toilet to save buying toilet paper.
Then he got a pressure sore from sitting on his arse all day. It turned into a nasty abscess for which he had to have antibiotics.
How I laughed.
Does anyone have any similar stories?
18 Aug 05
Originally posted by VargMany people are lazy and many are 28's.
I once knew a guy who was so lazy he was 28 and he hadn't ever had a job. He didn't like to wash but used to shower after using the toilet to save buying toilet paper.
Then he got a pressure sore from sitting on his arse all day. It turned into a nasty abscess for which he had to have antibiotics.
How I laughed.
Does anyone have any similar stories?
Though they work like dogs, they still have a bone up their @rse..
Its a common Canis disease.
19 Aug 05
Okay, here's another one:
There were these people who were given a country for free. The previous people who lived there were booted out. Not content with that, they also wanted more land, and thought that if they just went there and built houses and squatted for long enough they would get to keep it.
Unfortunately, they were thrown out and ended up crying about it.
Boo-hoo.
19 Aug 05
Originally posted by VargLuckily, some of them had machine guns and when one of the more public-spirited among them killed a few of the other people on behalf of his fellow squatters, they all felt much better.
Okay, here's another one:
There were these people who were given a country for free. The previous people who lived there were booted out. Not content with that, they also wanted more land, and thought that if they just went there and built houses and squatted for long enough they would get to keep it.
Unfortunately, they were thrown out and ended up crying about it.
Boo-hoo.