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sept/oct edition of a 'heath&beauty' magazine when tidying my bedroom (when i say tidying i mean looking through everything that's there and thinking wtf was i thinking) but this one is news to me.
was it yours? i'm looking at you paprika?
"your 12 step guide to a 'gorgeous' new look"
1. go 'bespoke'
2. enhance your best features
3. first base
4. colour match
5. the art of concealment
6. how to bronze
7. blush tips
8. be brow perfect
9. how to get lovely lips
10. magic wand (apparently you're supposed to apply mascara on the root, not just the tips of the eye lashes... who knew?)
11. less is more
12. puck up your free dvd
we've also got segments on wrinkles, model behaviour, make a memory book, men's notes... only two pages wut? flips to 'men's notes'... two pages of crappy 'mens' products that look like you your granny buys you for xmas.
wut?
Originally posted by trev3311. less is more
sept/oct edition of a 'heath&beauty' magazine when tidying my bedroom (when i say tidying i mean looking through everything that's there and thinking wtf was i thinking) but this one is news to me.
was it yours? i'm looking at you paprika?
"your 12 step guide to a 'gorgeous' new look"
1. go 'bespoke'
2. enhance your best features
3. first base
4. ...[text shortened]... ppy 'mens' products that look like you your granny buys you for xmas.
wut?
...after tidying up.
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Originally posted by Ice Coldi was forced to go to 'sunday school' as a child and even from that age i knew what i was hearing was rubbish. finally after a year or so of bitching every week or suddenly disappearing around the time i was supposed to go they finally took the hint. 'religious education' teacher in school was less so understanding when i constantly skipped her class and did my math homework in her class when i did turn up.
I took Bible study serious when I was young.
I knew when I saw the guy on the cross they meant business.
christianity studies = nap time.
Originally posted by trev33Dust is mostly human skin cells that sloughed off.
that's not what the dust bunnies were saying 😲
You might have enough dust at your place to create a mini-trev.
With a little black magic you could bring it to life like a golem and have it attack your enemies.
Originally posted by trev33Do you blame that on how you turned out. 😛
i was forced to go to 'sunday school' as a child and even from that age i knew what i was hearing was rubbish. finally after a year or so of bitching every week or suddenly disappearing around the time i was supposed to go they finally took the hint. 'religious education' teacher in school was less so understanding when i constantly skipped her class and did my math homework in her class when i did turn up.
christianity studies = nap time.
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Originally posted by homedepotovthis isn't something i've thought about before.
Dust is mostly human skin cells that sloughed off.
You might have enough dust at your place to create a mini-trev.
With a little black magic you could bring it to life like a golem and have it attack your enemies.