From my office's kitchen window we have a view of this POS dilapidated old house that some suspected black drug dealers are living in.
The house is basically falling apart, but they have 2 satellite dishes. You can't smoke ganja and not have cartoon network, I suppose.
That's not what was weird...
There are some white trash who are basically squatting in a shack next to the house.
I'm making myself some coffee to try and wake up (two babies = erratic sleep patterns) and I'm basically daydreaming, blankly staring out the window, when my eye catches movement by the side of the house.
What do you know? One of the black guys is standing off to one side, towelling off, while one of the white trash is doing step aerobics on a small stack of bricks.
I'm speechless.
Originally posted by CrowleyJust think how they felt, your robe was open.
From my office's kitchen window we have a view of this POS dilapidated old house that some suspected black drug dealers are living in.
The house is basically falling apart, but they have 2 satellite dishes. You can't smoke ganja and not have cartoon network, I suppose.
That's not what was weird...
There are some white trash who are basically squatting ...[text shortened]... of the white trash is doing step aerobics on a small stack of bricks.
I'm speechless.
Originally posted by CrowleyIt's Hitchcockian; Rear Window comes to mind.
From my office's kitchen window we have a view of this POS dilapidated old house that some suspected black drug dealers are living in.
The house is basically falling apart, but they have 2 satellite dishes. You can't smoke ganja and not have cartoon network, I suppose.
That's not what was weird...
There are some white trash who are basically squatting of the white trash is doing step aerobics on a small stack of bricks.
I'm speechless.
Is it like this?
Originally posted by CrowleyAre you being paid for sleeping in the office?
From my office's kitchen window we have a view of this POS dilapidated old house that some suspected black drug dealers are living in.
The house is basically falling apart, but they have 2 satellite dishes. You can't smoke ganja and not have cartoon network, I suppose.
That's not what was weird...
There are some white trash who are basically squatting ...[text shortened]... of the white trash is doing step aerobics on a small stack of bricks.
I'm speechless.
Originally posted by CrowleyA few years back I was caught up in very heavy motorway traffic in Holland - it was rush hour and there had been a big accident so cars were crawling along. At one point, I looked over at the car next to me. The guy driving had a large silver music stand in the passenger footwell and was reading it as he played a trumpet.
From my office's kitchen window we have a view of this POS dilapidated old house that some suspected black drug dealers are living in.
The house is basically falling apart, but they have 2 satellite dishes. You can't smoke ganja and not have cartoon network, I suppose.
That's not what was weird...
There are some white trash who are basically squatting ...[text shortened]... of the white trash is doing step aerobics on a small stack of bricks.
I'm speechless.
Originally posted by Daemon SinMaybe his car horn was not working?
A few years back I was caught up in very heavy motorway traffic in Holland - it was rush hour and there had been a big accident so cars were crawling along. At one point, I looked over at the car next to me. The guy driving had a large silver music stand in the passenger footwell and was reading it as he played a trumpet.
Originally posted by Daemon SinAre you sure the mushrooms had nothing to do with it?
A few years back I was caught up in very heavy motorway traffic in Holland - it was rush hour and there had been a big accident so cars were crawling along. At one point, I looked over at the car next to me. The guy driving had a large silver music stand in the passenger footwell and was reading it as he played a trumpet.
Originally posted by CrowleySounds like a lovely neighborhood despite their cleanliness and healthy lifestyle.
From my office's kitchen window we have a view of this POS dilapidated old house that some suspected black drug dealers are living in.
The house is basically falling apart, but they have 2 satellite dishes. You can't smoke ganja and not have cartoon network, I suppose.
That's not what was weird...
There are some white trash who are basically squatting ...[text shortened]... of the white trash is doing step aerobics on a small stack of bricks.
I'm speechless.
Originally posted by Daemon SinGreat story.
A few years back I was caught up in very heavy motorway traffic in Holland - it was rush hour and there had been a big accident so cars were crawling along. At one point, I looked over at the car next to me. The guy driving had a large silver music stand in the passenger footwell and was reading it as he played a trumpet.
this happened about 5 years ago. sunday morning, after a weekend of heavy boozing, I was having a blank moment staring out like crowley. hung over like a mutha.. well you get the idea. I wasn't doing anything, as breathing pretty much consumed the little brain activity I had left.
so I'm looking over the bay, when suddenly a mallard appears, gently paddling away in the water. a 5m long and 3m high huge goddamn mallard. looking exactly like a regular mallard, only much, much bigger. and it has a small hole in it's back, and a human head looking out. no visible motor of any kind, yet the mallard keeps swimming ahead, just as a normal mallard would.
it takes the mallard about five minutes or something to cross the bay, and disappear behing the zoo island. five minutes which I spend convincing myself that I'm actually seeing what I'm seeing, without having much luck at it. then I went to check the zoo's website, no mention about anything that could what I saw. I also check local papers as well as news for the next week, but not a word. I ask people, nobody's heard about anything that could explain the mallard. I'm growing more and more convinced that I've hallucinated in delirium.
this autumn, five years later, I met the first person ever who saw it as well! it DID exist! phew...