Kevin Contretemps

@rookie54 said
born with a chip on his shoulder
the size of one ole flat earth
he hasn't a clue how to consider advice
for me a massive source of mirth

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I like the sound of the 'or not.'

Let's go with that.

@Very-Rusty said
Advice and telling someone what to do are two different things.

Of course you have to get a dig in to make your day.

-VR

@Great-Big-Stees said
Maybe he was responding to the title of this thread?🤔

@Very-Rusty said
Perhaps, but I think highly unlikely.

-VR

@Great-Big-Stees said
Come on Rusty…Glass half full.👍

@Very-Rusty said
Both Posters throw shots at me, when ever they get a chance, or perhaps you've never noticed.

-VR

@Great-Big-Stees said
WHAT?🫢😳

@Very-Rusty said
Advice and telling someone what to do are two different things.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
My advice is that you listen to what I tell you to do.

@Very-Rusty said
My advice would be QUIT trying to give advice!!! Try not to be so smug if at all possible, these are just suggestions.

-VR

What ever the hell that is suppose to mean. You are full of hot air!!!

Probably more than that and no one ever puts you in your place!!!

-VR

the doctor pauses and looks concerned
"what is the patient's blood pressure?"
the nurse giggles slyly and gives him a side-eye
"he's much more amusing when we tease him relentless"
"shouldn't we attempt to heal him?"
"that seems a fruitless task"
"but the low-hanging fruit is the easiest to grasp!"
"and the grapes out of reach must be bitter"
"hook him up to the frankenstein machine, give him a 10K jolt"
"we've done that six times since last friday eve, he continues to be unaffected"

another story, never ending, the same words said so many times in the past
history is just a pyrrhic victory

breakfast!

@rookie54 said
the doctor pauses and looks concerned
"what is the patient's blood pressure?"
the nurse giggles slyly and gives him a side-eye
"he's much more amusing when we tease him relentless"
"shouldn't we attempt to heal him?"
"that seems a fruitless task"
"but the low-hanging fruit is the easiest to grasp!"
"and the grapes out of reach must be bitter"
"hook him up to the fran ...[text shortened]... ing, the same words said so many times in the past
history is just a pyrrhic victory

breakfast!

@Very-Rusty said
Keep working on your poetry!!!! 😛

I know you'll get right someday, I may not be around to see it though!

I bet all the idiots laugh and your shot at humor. 😉

-VR