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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Dukeonline
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    08 Feb '16 18:41
    I carry around 7 keys every day (Excluding weekends when i carry 3).

    Is this normal? And is it true that retired people only carry a handkerchief?
  2. Subscriberdivegeester
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    08 Feb '16 18:49
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    I carry around 7 keys every day (Excluding weekends when i carry 3).

    Is this normal? And is it true that retired people only carry a handkerchief?
    I carry 4 keys:
    Front door
    Back door
    Garage door
    Car key

    I have a selection of other key rings with various functionality:
    Spare doors
    Both garage keys
    Garage side door key
    Gate key
    Gas/electric meter cupboard key
    Windows keys
    Key which I know nothing of key
  3. Subscriberdivegeester
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    08 Feb '16 18:50
    I never carry a handkerchief; disgusting things.
    No idea what retired people carry.
  4. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    08 Feb '16 19:001 edit
    Originally posted by divegeester
    I never carry a handkerchief; disgusting things.
    No idea what retired people carry.
    I'm retired and I carry on.
  5. Subscriberdivegeester
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    08 Feb '16 19:061 edit
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    I'm retired and I carry on.
    I bet you do 😉😛
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    08 Feb '16 19:06
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    I'm retired and I carry on.
    Me too
  7. Subscriberdivegeester
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    08 Feb '16 19:07
    Originally posted by Startreader
    Me too
    Did you get his deliberate typo?
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Dukeonline
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    08 Feb '16 19:55
    Retirement has suddenly become more appealing. 😲
  9. SubscriberFMF
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    08 Feb '16 21:04
    Three:
    Motorcycle key.
    Front gate padlock key.
    House - front door.
    And a little, well worn Africa fob carved out of dark wood.with the key ring passing through a hole where Lesotho would be.
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    08 Feb '16 21:47
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    I carry around 7 keys every day (Excluding weekends when i carry 3).

    Is this normal? And is it true that retired people only carry a handkerchief?
    GD, the definition of "normal" varies by each individual member of Red Hot Pawn.
    In context, this retired widower carries only one key on his key ring.
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Dukeonline
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    08 Feb '16 21:48
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    GD, the definition of "normal" varies by each individual member of Red Hot Pawn.
    In context, this retired widower carries only one key on his key ring.
    And the handkerchief?

    😉
  12. Subscriberrookie54
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    08 Feb '16 21:48
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    GD, the definition of "normal" varies by each individual member of Red Hot Pawn.
    In context, this retired widower carries only one key on his key ring.
    chastity belt???
  13. Subscriberrookie54
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    08 Feb '16 21:55
    i wrote this for her some years back...
    i'm not really this mean,
    and she's not really this ditzy...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    are as elusive as the roadrunner's tail...
    like wiley coyote, with an acme snare,
    she'll try to trap them, but fail...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    are hide and go seek professionals...
    they know the best place to sequester themselves,
    is behind the curtain in the confessional...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    run rings around in her brain...
    they constantly hide right behind her,
    driving her batshlt insane...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    can surely never be found...
    as their sole purpose in the universe,
    is to confuse and then to confound...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    are tri-athletes par sublime...
    accelerating faster than the speed of light,
    and turning smack dab onna dime...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    laugh at her efforts to keep them...
    oh, they'll submit to her, for a very short time,
    then disappear with a silly dimpled grin...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    are faster than apolo ohno...
    try, and try, and try as she might,
    she won't see those keys, no mo...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    will never again be seen...
    oh wait a minute, look here honey,
    they were right here in yer jeans...

    😀
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    08 Feb '16 22:28
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    And the handkerchief?

    😉
    Incidental, though on occasion during the winter season.
    GD, my reply goes to the ultimate crux reality of the venue of this conversation.
    "Keys" represents an incredibly defining metaphor. ~GB
  15. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    08 Feb '16 22:33
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i wrote this for her some years back...
    i'm not really this mean,
    and she's not really this ditzy...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    are as elusive as the roadrunner's tail...
    like wiley coyote, with an acme snare,
    she'll try to trap them, but fail...

    the keys of ms hakima,
    are hide and go seek professionals...
    they know the best place to sequester t ...[text shortened]... again be seen...
    oh wait a minute, look here honey,
    they were right here in yer jeans...

    😀
    About @hakima: "Last moved 27 days 19 hours and 13 minutes ago."

    Lovely profile photo....
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