Kids these days.

I was playing an online game and some kid just told me he was going to take the wheels off my wheelchair and choke slam my Grandma. That seems harsh.

a virtual golf game
opponent takes the flag outta the cup and throws it javelin style at my avatar
i decapitate him with a two iron

i love golf

@Hand-of-Hecate said
I was playing an online game and some kid just told me he was going to take the wheels off my wheelchair and choke slam my Grandma. That seems harsh.

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Despite most of them these days being ungrateful entitled revolting dirtbags.