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Kind Energy Bars Are Garbage

Kind Energy Bars Are Garbage

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Prove me wrong.

Need a decent tasting energy bar. Not some pretentious, nouveau hippy, dry, tree bark blend. If it says “drizzled in dark chocolate” or “sprinkled with Himalayan sea salt” you can throw it straight in the toilet.

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Energy bars are a waste of time. Energy drinks are better.

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for a lift
a tablespoon of peanut butter with some honey

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@hand-of-hecate said
Prove me wrong.

Need a decent tasting energy bar. Not some pretentious, nouveau hippy, dry, tree bark blend. If it says “drizzled in dark chocolate” or “sprinkled with Himalayan sea salt” you can throw it straight in the toilet.
No need, evidently you see right through the advertisment.

Energy bars are mainly something for people to feel special.

Lemon posted the cheap and tasty alternative.

divegeester
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@hand-of-hecate said
Prove me wrong.

Need a decent tasting energy bar. Not some pretentious, nouveau hippy, dry, tree bark blend. If it says “drizzled in dark chocolate” or “sprinkled with Himalayan sea salt” you can throw it straight in the toilet.
Energy bars are marketed to millennial faggots, you should leave well alone and relax in your fatty-fifties.

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@lemondrop said
for a lift
a tablespoon of peanut butter with some honey
Perfect!

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@hand-of-hecate said
Prove me wrong.

Need a decent tasting energy bar. Not some pretentious, nouveau hippy, dry, tree bark blend. If it says “drizzled in dark chocolate” or “sprinkled with Himalayan sea salt” you can throw it straight in the toilet.
Sport drinks are a total con. Read the ingredients of one I had for a tennis match. Realised I just had to calculate the amount of sugar then mix it up with orange squash and I had the same drink, plus I wasn't using a plastic bottle every time.

I'm a little concerned about the throwing energy bars down the toilet concept though. Just what might you be feeding down there? Are you confident you've got all the routes out of the sewers covered? That's storing up trouble imo.

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