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Originally posted by kmac27
hey no douchebags either!!!
You need to use "reply & Quote" instead of "reply" so we can tell who you are insulting.

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Originally posted by kmac27
hey no douchebags either!!!
Have you tried?

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Originally posted by kmac27
hey no douchebags either!!!
didn't try one I'll have to get back to you on that. 😉

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Originally posted by Wheely
You need to use "reply&quote" instead of "reply" so we can tell who you are insulting.
Oh. I thought he was stating that douchebags don't fly either.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh. I thought he was stating that douchebags don't fly either.
I've tried.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh. I thought he was stating that douchebags don't fly either.
Ahhh, I hadn't considered that possibility!

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Originally posted by kmac27
hey i know another thing that doesn't work as a kite, your fat mom can't be used as a kite either
Yo mamma so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.

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I tried a ham sandwich. No luck. The bread ripped apart as i dragged it down the beach. I'm off to try pastrami on rye.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I tried a ham sandwich. No luck. The bread ripped apart as i dragged it down the beach. I'm off to try pastrami on rye.
Try spaghetti.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Try spaghetti.
spaghetti won't work silly. thats just stupid.😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Try spaghetti.
Make sure you boil it before tying the knots though.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I tried a ham sandwich. No luck. The bread ripped apart as i dragged it down the beach.
Try a hammer one.

Or ask a Spaniard.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Make sure you boil it before tying the knots though.
That's right. And don't forget to add the meatballs, or your Flying Spaghetti Monster won't be able to see and will crash into the next tree.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That's right. And don't forget to add the meatballs, or your Flying Spaghetti Monster won't be able to see and will crash into the next tree.
boiled and added meatballs as per request. Had lift off, but spaghetti was attacked by homeless vagrents on the beach. * moving test site to undisclosed remote location.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
boiled and added meatballs as per request. Had lift off, but spaghetti was attacked by homeless vagrents on the beach. * moving test site to undisclosed remote location.
Try adding arsenic to meatball mixture. Works every time.