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..."major announcement"....another klingon scam....or maybe they
high jacked a truckload of salad dressing for their radish clan and
they think is a major improvement...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..."major announcement"....another klingon scam....or maybe they
high jacked a truckload of salad dressing for their radish clan and
they think is a major improvement...
... meaning? 🙂

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....meaning ?...the radish - klingon clan has been promising a
"major announcement"...and when pressed they backed off....so
( i am breathless )...we are still waiting....

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dry the sweat raining from your hands and forehead, my friend... the major Klingon is preparing the lightbulbs, heading them to the scenario... crowd cheering... drumroll... frozen expressions of expectation...

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..."preparing the lightbulbs"...( probably from an internal klingon
memo )....i bet they bring a match and try to light one....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..."major announcement"....another klingon scam....or maybe they
high jacked a truckload of salad dressing for their radish clan and
they think is a major improvement...
The Bible has already been translated to Klingon.. Can never guess what can be worse..

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Originally posted by Peachy
The Bible has already been translated to Klingon.. Can never guess what can be worse..
what?! the Bible to Klingon???... 😞 I only like to play chess... 😞😞😞

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..."preparing the lightbulbs"...( probably from an internal klingon
memo )....i bet they bring a match and try to light one....
... light has mysterious ways of coming to reality... with the subtleness of a kick in the nuts... the fierce blast of a slippery eel... feed your patience and rejoice with us...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..."major announcement"....another klingon scam....or maybe they
high jacked a truckload of salad dressing for their radish clan and
they think is a major improvement...
are klingons related to clangers?

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....the universal table of organization chart does not show that klingons
are related to anything....i made inquiry of my science texts and in
an old table of periodic elements i found a penciled in box for "klingon"...it was next to the gas elements...proabably an short
lived isotope of argon...( as in "arrrggghh )...a little joke mendelev
made one day on the way to the vegetable market in hiedelberg...

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Originally posted by Peachy
The Bible has already been translated to Klingon.. Can never guess what can be worse..
Book of Mormon and all that Watchtower crap makes less sense in english than the bible does in Klingon.

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...hey, i like the mormons...be careful there mister moldy bird....i have
the Book of Mormon on my desk right next to my computer...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..."major announcement"....another klingon scam....or maybe they
high jacked a truckload of salad dressing for their radish clan and
they think is a major improvement...
Stop confusing MY minions for YOUR "klingons" because they:

a.) aren't very klingy at all. They're so unklingy they make cling-wrap cry
b.) are peguins mostly.
c.) believe (And so do I for that matter) that salad dressing is much more than a condement but the perfect item (Found at many super markets and food establisments) where I can put my mind control drugs in and start to control the minds of the world's population!

Please. Don't get them mixed up or there's a price to be payed for that in the form of plan #033c - The Top Secret and Very Dangerous Plan! 😉

~The MCP

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....lose your hat ?....i think i saw some tin foil blowing down the street...

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Originally posted by Peachy
The Bible has already been translated to Klingon.. Can never guess what can be worse..
OH MY GOD!!!