Originally posted by mikelomimiagine your most delicate and sensitive part of your body being ripped appart as you push with all your strength through contractions that send pain through the whole of your middle. You're half way there, now add medical profesions you've never seen before watching you at your most vonurable and exposed. I lost you didn't I. That's becasue men can't imiagine it, if it was men that gave birth the population would quickly dwindle. But I know you're joking anyway Mikelom, you've had four like me and you know well that it's so painfull that it's forgoten soon after, to remember would mean no more siblings after the first child was born.
What's all the fuss about?
I had really bad trapped wind today and it was pure agony. Pretty similar to labour pains I reckon, and I wasn't making half the noise most women do!
Originally posted by yo its meMikelom is smelly and gassy, mmkay, but I'm curious yo..
imiagine your most delicate and sensitive part of your body being ripped appart as you push with all your strength through contractions that send pain through the whole of your middle. You're half way there, now add medical profesions you've never seen before watching you at your most vonurable and exposed. I lost you didn't I. That's becasue men can't imi ...[text shortened]... ten soon after, to remember would mean no more siblings after the first child was born.
Isn't it like taking a big 'ole poop?
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Originally posted by yo its mei'm sorry you've lost me there.
imiagine your most delicate and sensitive part of your body being ripped appart as you push with all your strength through contractions that send pain through the whole of your middle. You're half way there, now add medical profesions you've never seen before watching you at your most vonurable and exposed. I lost you didn't I. That's becasue men can't imi ...[text shortened]... ten soon after, to remember would mean no more siblings after the first child was born.
best thing to do would be to start a new thread.
'getting kicked in the crotch'
'what's the big fuss about?'
and then come up with a nice little story like mike did here to show us your thought on the matter.
woman, huh? when will they learn the complex workings of a mans mind.
Originally posted by yo its meok ok it was a joke. Trapped wind is not quite, but probably 99% there!
imiagine your most delicate and sensitive part of your body being ripped appart as you push with all your strength through contractions that send pain through the whole of your middle. You're half way there, now add medical profesions you've never seen before watching you at your most vonurable and exposed. I lost you didn't I. That's becasue men can't imi ...[text shortened]... ten soon after, to remember would mean no more siblings after the first child was born.
I broke my wife's fingers today as she held me when I screamed with my wind. I thought, "Have some of your own medicine!" 😉
Originally posted by mikelomExcept that trapped wind does not rip your $%@e open when it comes out.
ok ok it was a joke. Trapped wind is not quite, but probably 99% there!
I broke my wife's fingers today as she held me when I screamed with my wind. I thought, "Have some of your own medicine!" 😉
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