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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
there is none lol who likes morning breath? and who wants to get up in the morning?
Lol. Who mentioned kissing? I guess it depends on the girl next to you. I for one doesn't like getting up, but I really like waking up 😛

.... well only sometimes🙄

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Originally posted by Lundos
Lol. Who mentioned kissing? I guess it depends on the girl next to you. I for one doesn't like getting up, but I really like waking up 😛

.... well only sometimes🙄
she better be cooking breakfast nude

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
she better be cooking breakfast nude
she'd better be doing something else before cooking.

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Originally posted by Lundos
she'd better be doing something else before cooking.
no thats after cooking, cuz the naked and cooking thing turns you on, i think that food and girls are good combinations cuz i like both lol

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
she better be cooking breakfast nude
Your comment reminds me of a joke:
Q: How long does it take a guy watching sports to open a can of beer?
A: It should be open when she brings it to you.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I see that kind of thing alot. It is called Collective unconscious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious
Carl Jung was a genius in my book.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Carl Jung was a genius in my book.
Ron Jeremy is a genius in mine!😉

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Yes, yes I do.

Sex with rocks isn't fun. 🙁

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Originally posted by Mimor
This rocks:

http://www.xini.de/stpooka/fun/hubba_hubba_zoot_zoot.WMV
Why can't I get that on pandora? 🙁

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Originally posted by Lundos
What about after morning sex?
Dang, the b;tch woke me up just for a shag?????

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Originally posted by c99ux
Dang, the b;tch woke me up just for a shag?????
Stop complaining, it's better if you don't talk anyway.
Take it like a man, please.


😛

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Originally posted by mlprior
Stop complaining, it's better if you don't talk anyway.
Take it like a man, please.


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Oh the thought of just being used.😳

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Originally posted by mlprior
Stop complaining, it's better if you don't talk anyway.
Take it like a man, please.


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That depends on what you're saying and especially how it's said.

And I like being woken to a shag. Anytime, anyday.