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Is what I wish this Xmas for all the telemarketers who keep dialing my mobile number.

*jingle bells*

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Originally posted by Seitse
Is what I wish this Xmas for all the telemarketers who keep dialing my mobile number.

*jingle bells*
Sorry Wrong number....

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You just gave me a brilliant idea.

*phone rings*

Seitse: hello?

Telemarketer: Hi, this is John, and I am calling from XXXX.

Seitse: hello?

Telemarketer: Hi! Hi?

Seitse: Ha! Gotcha! Please leave your message after the tone.

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Man, if it is as annoying for them as it is for me when I have dialed to
people with a message like that, then I am satisfied.

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"Hello"

"Hi, this is the most special super savers bargain discount method of savings offer. This isn't a sales pitch. In just a few moments of your time, I'll show you how you can be making thousands of dollars a week with no investment on your part. The best part of this no obligation no deposit offer is that you don't even have to do any work. Doesn't that sound like a good deal?"

"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now? Hello?"

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I took lapidation in metal shop. I made some nice rings and stuff.

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