in the words of alice cooper-schools out for summer! schools out for ever!!! 😀
today was my last proper day! ever!!! (the exams don't count...)
tomorrow, however, is a day for -erm- chaos to reign in my school...(we've got a ceremony thingy to go to, so we've gotta be in, and we're also getting our shirts signed etc...)
so-anybody got any ideas for what havoc we can reak(sp?)? please...anybody...preferrably clever havoc, but vasaline on the toliet seats et al is also acceptable...and no fire alarms! cause that's kinda illegal 😛
On the last day of 5th grade we threw clay on the ceiling and made our art teacher cry. Plus we stuffed oranges down the toilets. That was hilarious! Ah, happy days. Not to mention all the fake barf. Oh you can also poor a bottle of soap down the toilet and flush. Just use the bathroom before you do it. Kick me signs were common on the backs of teachers. The best is stealing the grade book. Don't keep it though. Hide it somewhere close to the desk but where she can't find it. Then when she asks you if you'd seen it, show her and say she put it there.
How about acting like proper young men and ladies, sitting there with you pathetic mouths SHUT and listening to the stern lecture about having sex over the summer holidays, binge drinking, illegal drugs, and the sin of masturbation....watch for hair on the palms...🙄
"we don't need no education"...."you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!..how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!! Pink Floyd....1979
Originally posted by chancremechanicAre you crazy?! Last day of school is all about getting back at your teachers for bad grades. Painfull years of suffering comes to an end.
How about acting like proper young men and ladies, sitting there with you pathetic mouths SHUT and listening to the stern lecture about having sex over the summer holidays, binge drinking, illegal drugs, and the sin of masturbation....watch for hair on the palms...🙄
"we don't need no education"...."you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!..how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!! Pink Floyd....1979
Are you a teacher or something? Crap. 😳
Originally posted by Remora91LOL...no, I'm no teacher, but don't you think those "bad grades" were of your own doing? Those "painful years of suffering" will payoff in dividends such as a well-paying job, a beautiful home, and knowledge. Think of it this way, Remora: You can work hard now and gain knowledge and get a good education and have a career, or you can slack off now and work hard later in life at a manual labor type job perhaps digging ditches, not that there's anything wrong with digging ditches, but why do it if you don't have to...trust me, I am one of those miscreants who wasted educational opportunities and now I'm paying for it...not doing bad in life, but I could have done better. Now, tell your Dad that I'll be sending him a bill for my services as career counselor....have fun this summer, but thank your teacher for caring about your future...they get paid peanuts compared to spoiled athletes and Hollywood types who could care less about YOUR future... 😀
Are you crazy?! Last day of school is all about getting back at your teachers for bad grades. Painfull years of suffering comes to an end.
Are you a teacher or something? Crap. 😳
meh-we got kinda locked outta the school...we eventaully got in to a gym hall, so i wrote "AC/DC" on the floor in permanent ink-twas the most trouble anyone cause in the school, i think...😛 althougth the police were called after someone threw a waterbaloon at a neghbours car...she wasn't best please...but still-i might do the washing up liquid down the toilet tomorrow-sneak in undercover 😉
Originally posted by chancremechanicRubbish, absolute rubbish. Hands up anyone who can remember the last time they used anything they learnt in school. I bet there's very few. Education sucks. Admittedly, you do need grades to really succeed in life, but they are grades for grades sake, rather than because you learn anything actually useful.
LOL...no, I'm no teacher, but don't you think those "bad grades" were of your own doing? Those "painful years of suffering" will payoff in dividends such as a well-paying job, a beautiful home, and knowledge. Think of it this way, Remora: You can work hard now and gain knowledge and get a good education and have a career, or you can slack off ...[text shortened]... uts compared to spoiled athletes and Hollywood types who could care less about YOUR future... 😀