Last word thread (new edition)

@ghost-of-a-duke said
"Protoplasm."

[proh-tuh-plaz-uh m](Dictionary.com)

@kewpie said
That's not how you pronounce it.

Sorry - I didn't have my teeth in.

@wolfgang59 said
Sorry - I didn't have my teeth in.

Join the club.

@kewpie said
Join the club.

They wouldn't have me.

@wolfgang59 said
They wouldn't have me.

Of course they would. I guarantee it.

Don't trust her Wolfgang. It's a trap!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Don't trust her Wolfgang. It's a trap!

Don't we all want to belong where we don't belong...?

@torunn said
Don't we all want to belong where we don't belong...?

I think this is certainly true when we are young, but in adulthood I'm more on Groucho Marx's wavelength when he said he didn't want to 'belong to any Club that will accept (him) as a member.'

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Don't trust her Wolfgang. It's a trap!

I hate those opening traps ... they seem so harmless at first.

@wolfgang59 said
I hate those opening traps ... they seem so harmless at first.

I just walk into traps. That's what they're for.

@kewpie said
I just walk into traps. That's what they're for.

I don't think you're using them correctly.

I advise that you do not buy any bear traps or walk around in bare feet.

@wolfgang59 said
I don't think you're using them correctly.

I advise that you do not buy any bear traps or walk around in bare feet.

We don't have bears.

@kewpie said
We don't have bears.

Because of the traps.

@Kewpie

Bears aren't the problem.
It's the bear-traps.

@wolfgang59 said
@Kewpie

Bears aren't the problem.
It's the bear-traps.

We don't have bear traps because we don't have bears. How about possum traps?